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Matt Ascroft

@theascroft

Zach Galifanakis's stunt double. Lacking original tweets since 1994. Bolton Wanderers fan so I know life isn't fair. Work account: @AscroftMedia

Manchester, England ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ Beigetreten Eylรผl 2009
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Matt Ascroft@theascroftยท
When your in the club with your mate and your favourite song comes on.
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@Footballtweet I think that is the worst analysis Iโ€™ve ever seen. If his name wasnโ€™t Ronaldo everyone would be saying heโ€™s done nothing
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๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Wayne Rooney: "Cristiano Ronaldo is very often standing in an offside position, but that's not him being lazy, he is actually being very clever. It means that Congo constantly has to search for him." "And when they search for him, he automatically creates space for his teammates. So just keep an eye on his positioning, it's so clever."
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GR@91GRobยท
This is embarrassing HT coverage from the BBC. Ronaldo has done nothing, yet we have Wayne Rooney trying to tell us that him standing in an offside position is the reason Neves scored. Everything is so forced to suit a narrative. Ronaldo is past it, simple as that
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These Football Times
These Football Times@thesefootytimesยท
For those not watching, Wyclef Jean has now crashed the main ITV coverage, described England as a team that โ€œdonโ€™t eff aroundโ€, accused Scotland of cheating and then psyched Duncan Ferguson with a fake handshake. Box office.
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Scott Bryan@scottygbยท
Two fucks given on BBC News on a single day.
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Matt Ascroft@theascroftยท
Wayne Rooney is the worst pundit on tv.
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The72 - We Love the #EFL
The72 - We Love the #EFL@_The72ยท
John Lewis have got former Lincoln, Grimsby, Shrewsbury and Newport striker Lenell John-Lewis onboard for their latest advert, and it is perfect ๐Ÿ˜‚ HIS NAME IS A SHOP ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
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Bolton Wanderers (P)
Bolton Wanderers (P)@OfficialBWFCยท
Wembley bound! ๐Ÿซต #bwfc
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Sky Sports Football
Sky Sports Football@SkyFootballยท
Amario Cozier-Duberry's beauty gives Bolton the lead against Bradford ๐Ÿคฉ
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Matt Ascroft@theascroftยท
Max Verstappen: started 2nd, finished 5th Formula 1: Verstappen is Driver of the Day What a joke! #MiamiGP
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Paddy Power@paddypowerยท
Who will be the Man United manager next season? ๐Ÿ‘‡
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Ivan Campo@ivan_campoยท
๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค @OfficialBWFC @premierleague A special team !!!!!
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Matt Ascroft@theascroftยท
@Mysterio__01 Thatโ€™s a perfect example of everything wrong with football twitter. Heโ€™d rather his teams biggest rivals win the league over Arsenal because of banter. Of course Iโ€™m not surprised. He probably thinks Unitedโ€™s biggest rivals are Arsenal, Chelsea and West Ham over City & Liverpool
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@theascroft They want arsenal to lose because it's fun to banter them on Twitter
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Matt Ascroft@theascroftยท
@Roebi1kanobi1 Weโ€™re really not. Almost every time there are 2 teams playing against each other and we can capitalise we donโ€™t.
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Roebi1kanobi@Roebi1kanobi1ยท
#bcafc thatโ€™s how ya cement your play off hopes - light years ahead of us when it comes to pressure
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Sky Sports Football@SkyFootballยท
Liquid football from Bฬถaฬถrฬถcฬถeฬถlฬถoฬถnฬถaฬถ Bolton! Amario Cozier-Duberry finishes off a flowing team move ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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