grantpa_ando

This account is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and events are the products of the author’s imagination.

Typing in all lowercase is an intentional decision

If you have to say no to someone and they pressure you to reconsider A classy way to respond is “Leaders sometimes have to make unpopular decisions.”

My spatial awareness in grocery stores is the opposite of your average Trader Joe’s shopper. I slide effortlessly through aisle blockages and keep my head on a swivel in both of my blind spots like a hawk twitches his neck analyzing in every which way and direction

I had a bucket list item crossed off when I went ahead and pressed cancel on a reserved flight, because it made me take advantage of the 2 free nights I had at the Quality Inn

I frequently listen to slowed versions of my favorite songs on YouTube

The banana flavor in banana candy is a fermentation byproduct. The ester can be created by fermenting an ale at 75f+ temps with Munton’s ale yeast

Every successful small business is said to have The entrepreneur The manager The master technician

I’ve seen will-o-the-wisp at night before in a bush while camping in a tent in a Bureau of Land Management free campground

I’ll take candy as dessert anytime

If things are important to me, I’ll put them in an Apple reminder

I like to tell people that I have the means of making any room smell like one of the three kings’ gifts to Jesus Christ (I have frankincense and a censer)

Congo street in San Francisco is a ridiculously steep and narrow hill road in the city. I try to avoid driving on it

Coors banquet and Budweiser are good drinks to get at a bar if you want to measure the amount of standard drinks that you consume because they are 5% ABV

Budweiser and Coors Banquet are both 5% which is equal to 1 standard drink.

My sister once told me that she liked twitter because it was a place where you could just type whatever you wanted to say in a given moment and you didn’t care about likes

Whole chickens used to be $1.39 per lb last year but now they’re $1.49 per lb At my local Grocery Outlet

I had been such a frequent rider of the midnight bus that the bus driver once honked at me when he saw me boarding a different bus

I waited until the last minute to download Windows 11. I don’t regret my decision. I don’t hate Windows 11. Windows 11 preserved most of the experience of Windows 10. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again— This is an acceptable update.

The intro to Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade is the single most important reason I joined Boy Scouts

I used to hate Home Depot as a kid Nowadays, I wouldn’t mind spending a few extra minutes there