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andrew but smokes weed
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andrew but smokes weed
@theguygraves
writer of fine literature and fucker of sister. taking dantes's advice too seriously since 2023. on hiatus (busy jerking off)
he/him Beigetreten Haziran 2024
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yeah cause it makes me want to kms
binnie@binniebunnnies
an awkward hair length detaches you from your ego and brings you closer to god
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@TsarinaBomba It’s because the airport is also in that place in gta v so they had to build it also there irl
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Pirate who realized their nudes got leaked
Rycecake@rycecaketwt
who the hell is watching mii porn
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A potato "going bad" is just a potato remembering that it is alive.
Ryan Moulton@moultano
I admire the strength of desire that potatoes have to live.
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when i was traveling and connected with dealers online they wanted my ID to know i wasnt a fed, instead i sent them a video requesting to buy from them and pictures of me doing various drugs 💀 it worked
bald myha’la@1800clockit
being autistic makes it impossible to get weed I literally feel like this
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@BackTheBunny ty 🙏 i just need to take my wife there and its thousands of miles away. one day
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i was in my spot. i couldve. i shouldve. but i think it didnt happen then so i can fuck my true lover there.
𝐃𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐫𝐲 (𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐲.𝐢𝐨)@BackTheBunny
I strongly recommend all my subscribers have sex in nature. Find a little cove in a hiking trail. Take a detour into the woods. The trees are your wingmen. Where there's a will there's always a way. Don't be gay and be afraid of “getting caught”. Caught by whom? A squirrel? A retired couple with trekking poles? Nobody cares. The sex-avoiders are far more afraid of the sex-havers. Situate yourself with sightlines. You should be able to see anyone well before they see you. This is basic intimacy tactical awareness. Rocks and trees are both God's curtains and infrastructure for her to brace against. Don't worry if she's into it, she is.
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The face my cats made when they smelled dog on my hand...
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moms text you like “please call ASAP” and then you call and they’re like “hello i am your mom”
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Omg she was dead asleep and then I turned around and she was in the Cheerio box! She is a honey nut Cheerio fiend! I’m going to have to hide my cereal…
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the stereotypical new yorker line is “hey i’m walkin here!!” because it’s the only city in america where you can do that
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@FernBallew There’s a library in my neighborhood that literally put skatestoppers on the fucking roof. I’ll post a pic next time I’m there, it makes me laugh every time I see it
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@Edmontondude Cut it and measure it after. Unless the cylinder must remain unharmed.
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