Adam the Typer

How I was taught to write an essay in high school: - intro and thesis - 3 paragraphs of examples and supporting ideas - conclusion How we professionals write computer programs:

@simonw @benstein The pelican briefers. It was right there. 😆

@simonw @benstein Priming the pelican Pelican descent Birdbench Preaching to the pelican The pelican affair

Hey @simonw we need you to coin some new terms! Here's 4 new phenomena I've seen in 2026 that we don't have words for yet: 1. The constant feeling of anxiety / FOMO / guilt when your agents aren't running. Just one more prompt! (my working name is Token Processing Underutilization Disorder, or TPU Disorder) 2. The desire that every founder/builder has right now to solopreneur a company with just Claude 3. The desire that every founder/builder has right now to solopreneur 10 products/companies at the same time 4. Our newfound ability to fix/improve every. single. thing. you think is broken in the world. (This month I made a personalized weather app for my watch, a replacement app to control my heat pump, and a google calendar of the Oakland Ballers home game schedule. Just because. I can't stop.) Whatcha got??

@chromatic_x The Ferrari of MacBooks, as they say these days

@therealadam I still have a Titanium Macbook somewhere with a battery that swelled up just enough I couldn't remove it.

instead of an accelerator you swipe your finger and instead of a brake pedal you press and long hold it's super great

THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!

THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!

THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!

THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!

For want of futures: wherein possibilities are imagined, but not financial instruments.

“Tarzan” is Phil Collins’ “Batman.”

THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!

THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!

East TX is part of the south. Anything west of i35 is part of the southwest. Dallas is trapped in a regionless purgatorial void and can never be truly categoried, much like that girl from Divergent (2014)

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A new clip from the ‘LEGO BATMAN’ game that recreates the museum sequence from the ‘BATMAN’ '89 movie.

THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!

THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!

How Corvette owners dress when their wife tells them they're going to a fancy restaurant

No digs Bernard Purdie as much as Bernard Purdie