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@therealhitch_

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Riga, Latvia Beigetreten Nisan 2026

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hitch@therealhitch_·4d

Conscience said it's okay so I'm letting it rip. Go vote, same system as last time. Just send your rankings to my dms youtube.com/playlist?list=…

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hitch@therealhitch_·5h

"There's nothing wrong with rape jokes" just say you voted for Trump

Wayne Shempner@GStandpipe

@Lunarbula @therealhitch_ That isn't funny, but there's nothing wrong with rape jokes, per se, just much harder to make good ones than bad ones. "Not that drunk!," in the 40-Year-Old Virgin was a fucking funny rape joke, and, "I like rape," in Blazing Saddles is a hill I'd die on.

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hitch@therealhitch_·9h

@ApolloWusky6240 It's absolutely necessary

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Rainbow Dash 🔜 FD@ApolloWusky6240·9h

@therealhitch_ Logging into the private account for the private account

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hitch@therealhitch_·9h

Be quiet

dani@udontexisttt

if you have a private account for your private account you have lost the plot

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hitch@therealhitch_·9h

@LSJMLPFAN Ngl I wanted Slovenia to go through from that split screen 😞

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Bass Boom (Lasse) 🇩🇰@LSJMLPFAN·9h

@therealhitch_ Yup. The format last year was pretty concerning before we saw it in action, but then when we saw that screen with Portugal qualifying and the whole internet went "WHOA WHAT!?". THAT made it special. A shame that it was apparently experimental

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hitch@therealhitch_·9h

ORF going back to being a nothingburger of a hosting broadcaster

ESC Discord@ESCdiscord

🇦🇹 Exclusive: ESC Discord has obtained information that the semi-final qualifier announcement format is set to revert to the traditional approach, with hosts revealing each act individually in a randomized order.

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hitch@therealhitch_·9h

@Purrl471 No

Purrl@Purrl471·9h

@therealhitch_ This is a good thing right

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Purrl@Purrl471·9h

Oh keep tweeting I'm close

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hitch@therealhitch_·9h

Cope and seethe

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gerry@gerry_lts

A song contest is for everyone. If Sweden, Finland, Denmark, Switzerland or Holland win every time, there’s no real spirit of participation. France hasn’t won in 50 years and Greece represents the Balkans , often overlooked due to the system… Save #Eurovision already.

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hitch@therealhitch_·11h

#eurovision

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hitch@therealhitch_·12h

Another thing is that you don't have sufficient reach. Please gain more online traction before applying.

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hitch@therealhitch_·12h

This is an attack on the integrity of the Eurovision Song Contest. Your application for the press centre has been DENIED! We understand you might be upset with this decision. We choose our press journalists based on how well they report on our good side and not on our bad side.

hitch@therealhitch_

Conscience said it's okay so I'm letting it rip. Go vote, same system as last time. Just send your rankings to my dms youtube.com/playlist?list=…

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