ruff ruffman

getting intrusive thoughts… maybe I should start listening to myself

@abbyehk I’m watching you…

doing some light reading, love this little quote from Leviticus 18:18!!!

@abbyhalseykraus every minute you’re not running, I’m getting closer

I’ve moved on from the J name curse… but now DEEP in the C name curse!

when people ask me if I’m a Meghan fan!

I need a PAWB

@tweetposter69 hey 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

people who do cold plunges do it for the attention fr

Who cares about boyfriend dick… I need boyfriend bank account… boyfriend credit score!

I’m a simple man… all I need in life is cock & (diet) Coke

do homeless dogs know they’re homeless???

best emoji: 😻

just found out rupi kaur is a woman… I thought that level of cringe could only be written by an old man

bitches will say they’re gluten sensitive just for attention

the way @ememsimps is getting more action than me (and IM ON PREP) :(

the fact that I was too fat as a kid to be a Catholic priest’s type is really making me want to KMS

gonna start saying I remember where I was during 9/11 like who tf is gonna check me on that??? (I was not even 1 yet)

me watching Conrad’s ‘panic attack’ like bae please ACT BETTER #TheSummerITurnedPretty

blocking me on everything AND NOW going private? babe you’re a twink! pack it up