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@thethirdjesus

'Combative and paranoid' - Dr A. Prabobli cash app: $jsaucemore - you better not be thinking I'm one of those queers, I voted for trump like the rest of you

Terre Haute, IN Beigetreten Mart 2010
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ttj 𓅆𓁳@thethirdjesus·
That was a fun twitter vacation. You know who's still dead? Charlie Kirk. You know who is still alive and enjoying a bonus, continued happiness and the irony of you freaks voting in an Epstein rapist for president while pretending you give a shit about CSA? ME Fuck you
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Ahmonza@Ahmonza12·
Whatever happened to John McAfee or rather that black box of weird data he says he hid somewhere?
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Cigarette Nostalgia
Cigarette Nostalgia@CigsMake·
When fast food was created with real ingredients, didn’t make you abnormally obese, and costs less than $5
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Right Wing Cope
Right Wing Cope@RightWingCope·
I’m trying to do the math on this but how is this like mathematically possible unless you’re just counting screen time by the amount of hours your laptop or desktop computer is turned on. My pc is prolly on all day but usually I’m not at it and it just has cron tasks and stuff up or some encoding process running Most people spend like 20 mins showering and shaving/skincare, probably an 40-60 mins or so of physical activity even if it’s walking if you don’t wanna die, I assume most people spend 30 mins eating lunch and at least another 30 on dinner (let’s just pretend you skip breakfast Even assuming no exercise wouldn’t this mean like 5 hours of sleep?
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ashley ray@theashleyray·
the world is beautiful
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愛国心の足りないなまけ者 にきめっ!
最近ありがた迷惑なことにフォローもしてないアメリカ人のtweetが勝手に翻訳されて表示されるんだけど、その中で【MAGA】って赤い帽子被ってる人らがいて、みんなとてつもなく頭悪そうな人ばっかなんだよな。 あれなんなんだろ? 頭の悪い人につけるラベルかしら?
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ttj 𓅆𓁳@thethirdjesus·
@MonitorX99800 @FalconryFinance Well, on one hand Israeli businesses are suffering, on the other hand Israelis are eating for free. There has to be a way where no Israelis get to eat and all their businesses are reduced to ruin...
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MonitorX
MonitorX@MonitorX99800·
🇮🇱🇮🇷⚡️– A new trend has emerged in Israel, settlers come to restaurants to eat and then wait for missile sirens and run to shelters without paying, the owners say this trend is hurting their business.
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Prof. Denim 𓅊
Prof. Denim 𓅊@DenimFarmer·
Wait, they're still going to the moon today? I thought that got postponed
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋
Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋@poppy_haze·
love that Japanese has different pronouns for: “you, (rude)”, “you, (buddy, sarcastic and hostile)”, “you, (disrespectful, threatening violence)”, and “you, (disrespectful, fighting words)”
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ttj 𓅆𓁳@thethirdjesus·
@Angie_BoPeepers Somewhat earnestly: what the hell do I do since I feel like I can't function without the Adderall AND the nicotine and the energy drinks? Some days I manage with just the Adderall and nicotine tho.
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Squirrely Dangie 𓃠 𓅃 😷
Protip: if your ADHD is so out of control that you can't even make it to the doctor for a prescription, nicotine gum + coffee or suadafed + coffee can help you get there. Not that I encourage a nicotine habit but ADHD destroys the ability to schedule and keep appointments so 🤷
college hill || rachel adjogah@thecollegehill

protip: a generic Adderall prescription is *much* cheaper than self-medicating with energy drinks and coffee all the time. works better too!

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Sh a de@thisdopenose·
One of the reasons I have a hard time believing Jennifer Chiba killed Elliot Smith is because I find it hard to believe that she could date Rivers Cuomo and somehow resist to urge to murder him but then a few years later actually murder Elliot Smith
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ttj 𓅆𓁳@thethirdjesus·
@poisonjr How ironic A little too ironic ITS LIKE POISON IVY ON UR VISIBILITY DAY ITS Dermatitis WHEN YOU JUST COULDNT DIPHENDYDRAMINE IT FIGURRRRS
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gale@poisonjr·
I made the clutch move of touching poison ivy on Trans Day of Visibility
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☭𝐌𝐀𝐎𝐈𝐒𝐓 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𓅊
He just… tweeted it out. You crybully piece of shit lmao read that first slide again. Particularly the part when you wrote out your plan to call and harass my mother, who I do not live with and has nothing to do with this. Why in Gods name would you plan this out and cry victim?
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Hamza zakee@zakeson·
@remarks The world already knew that since from day 1, just that the us wants you and the world to believe there lies always and thats why they have the media to control your mind and emotions
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Remarks@remarks·
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 ATF unable to match bullet in Charlie Kirk case to rifle linked to suspect Tyler Robinson, court filing reveals.
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Matt Z@FiniusMcTbag·
Teriyaki chicken thighs time
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