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drag queen named Cilantro Soap Jean

@JasonKPargin This guy wants to fucking plow her aunt crazy sloppy insane style till the break of dawn so he needs to make her think he’s fuckin with her niece so she thinks he’ll be a good family man when in reality he’s just a dirty filthy dog looking to get his proverbial bone

british gooner be like W chaps

accidentally bumped a bumblebee off the plant it was on as i walked by and said aloud "oop sorry"

it can be literally 93° out and sitting in the grass will somehow still get your ass damp

mice:

New hire asking the manager how lenient is the sexual harassment policy

timeline means they started dating when she was 18 and he was 23 maybe cbat wasn't the only issue here

when does it stop feeling like i was born against my will

@goopgoblin99 the clown?

@thewizardboy56 ronald and donald

our 2 worst presidents names rhyme.. #noticing

coming to the unfortunate conclusion that i gotta work on myself this summer if i wanna go to college #FUCK

@TruTruTrain_ youre tapped in

eating goldfish crackers is the perfect multisensory experience

i let so much shit slide you’d think i was a laxative

flaked on the function to smoke weed alone

@sauczsa "i chote"