Thinky Crow
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Thinky Crow
@ThinkyCrow
I want a world where married LBGT couples are free to protect their cannabis & poppy gardens with assault rifles they purchased online with cryptocurrency.
SF Bay Area Beigetreten Mart 2009
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Murder is worse than suicide

spiderking23@spiderking232
You see the red button as Murder. I see the blue button as Suicide. We are not the same.
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@grain99806254 @4res44444444 You say anyone who doesn’t risk their life to save you therefore murdered you.
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@ThinkyCrow @0FedKin @4res44444444 I am doing no such thing. All votes are private. You know that is is a brute fact that a non-disposable amount of people have pressed blue.
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@grain99806254 @4res44444444 So there are people who intentionally chose to die.
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@ThinkyCrow @4res44444444 If you can think even one step further. then you also know that an even larger amount of people have also pressed blue because they understood that fact.
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@WallStreetApes Aunt Jemima was NEVER maple syrup.
It’s “pancake syrup” which is sugar, water, thickener, and artificial flavor.
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American foods are cleverly changing their names because they no longer qualify as that legal food
- Pringles used to be potato chips, now they’re labeled as “potato crisps” per FDA rules
- McDonald’s Shakes are now called “shakes” (not legally milkshakes in some states)
- Klondike Bar is no longer a chocolate shell, it’s a Chocolatey shell (not real chocolate)
- Dairy Queen: All items are “treats” (no “ice cream” on the menu)
- Oreo changed the spelling to “creme” (alternative spelling, not real cream)
- Tyson changed spelling to “Wyngz” (It’s a processed chicken labeling trick)
- Costco Blueberry Bagels labels as Imitation blueberry bagels (no actual blueberries)
- Pearl Milling Company Syrup (formerly Aunt Jemima) Now ‘Original syrup’ not maple syrup. The first ingredients is corn syrup
Our food is a science experiment
Make America Healthy Again
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@Arbeitologist I love how people think only businesses with the highest profit margins should survive.
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@JBPritzker Oh you mean states, counties, and localities can set their own minimums if federal isn't high enough?
Whoda think it?
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@AIInvestorHQ Except the difference with a house and any other investment is it’s not a choice of investing or not. You need a place to live. That costs money. So you can buy and invest, or rent and flush that money down the drain.
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@Maury7707 @BrianEastwoodx What did he do that makes him a douche bag? He bought a bunch of pencils.
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@BrianEastwoodx Maybe she wasn't a commie and just knew you were a douche bag? That hypothesis is just as believable as your story.
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I had a commie teacher in first grade. I brought $25 in quarters to school to hit up the pencil machine in the main hallways before school one day. The machine was filled with highly sought after official league sports pencils like these below.
She confiscated the 100 pencils and called my parents.
My dad laid into her so hard. He knew I wanted to spend my allowance on pencils and she gave them away to everyone in the class.
Owen Shroyer@OwenShroyer1776
I raise you.
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@grain99806254 @0FedKin @4res44444444 It is. If you make a mistake, you’re demanding that billions of people risk their lives to save you.
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@ThinkyCrow @0FedKin @4res44444444 Irrelevant to the scenario. You are not a bystander. Do not reframe it so.
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@seaweedanxiety He got fired, not arrested. It doesn’t have to be illegal.
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how is that illegal??? show me the law
Marlon@drmarlonperalta
Pharmacist colleague recently got fired. He was finger-swipe-licking leftover powder from empty Adderall bottles before throwing them out 😂
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@grain99806254 @0FedKin @4res44444444 If you cross the street without looking, am I obligated to risk my life by running into traffic to save you?
And if I don’t, did I therefore MURDER you?
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@ThinkyCrow @0FedKin @4res44444444 It is a fact about humanity. It is statistically, psychologically, and materially impossible for 8 billion people to push the same button. We do not live in a math book.
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@grain99806254 @0FedKin @4res44444444 That’s the ONLY way deaths happen?
So who dies if no one picks blue?
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@ThinkyCrow @0FedKin @4res44444444 Death is not an option. Deaths only happen when reds get what they vote for. No one opts for death.
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As someone who’s worked EVERY job in the movie theater biz from candy counter to management, this is EXTREMELY unusual.
The whole point of popcorn is it’s CHEAP. Buy unpopped kernels by the 50lb bag and it’s like legally printing money. I can’t see how this is cheaper OR better; and letting customers see and SMELL the popcorn pop fresh is practically the whole draw.
Whoever runs this theater are dumbasses, IMHO.
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@campaignist1 @zappa2001 @ryantristanb @a_hiding_person So how you feel if it turned out you were the only person in the world that pushed blue?
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@ThinkyCrow @zappa2001 @ryantristanb @a_hiding_person Because other people exist and you can count on lots of them not understanding the logic behind the question.
I swear to god it’s like I’m back in economics class being told that people are rational actors. NO THE FUCK THEY ARENT.
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At this point, I am convinced a large number of people now just want to defend picking red no matter what.
gfodor.id@gfodor
Red and blue button experiment but where the button you push applies not to you but another person randomly assigned to you.
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@grain99806254 @0FedKin @4res44444444 So you. YOU chose the kill button. The ONLY way to die is by pushing blue.
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@grain99806254 @0FedKin @4res44444444 If you were literally the only person in the world who chose blue: who is responsible for your death?
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@ThinkyCrow @0FedKin @4res44444444 The outcome depends on whether red wins a majority. Only in this case do any deaths happen. Those who vote red are responsible. Your vote affects other people. In life, your actions affect other people. You are responsible for that.
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