Amang

Imagine red and blue had a baby….. is he half blue half red or purple??????

My Lord I’m definitely gonna have 9999 kids because 10000 will be too many mouths to feed. sorry fellas it is not GREED it is lust 💡🏁🤣📡👽⚠️ wow I live for danger it gets the heart working (somebody gotta be employed)

@boytrickz this can fix Japans problem

mad attractive>>>

I got an idea that will make us wealthy….. stay poor (hear me out)

babe no you’re not absolutely fng annoying I just breathe extremely loud and need my space plus I have to go chop wood you wouldn’t wanna go up there and freeze

da look of disappointment is what gets me up in da morning

@venom1s y’all forgot jada (not will burner)

"If women ran the world, it would be much more peaceful."

all these problems can easily be solved if everyone smokes a joint together and hold hands (mature joke)

vote for me 2036 I promise I’ll let u marry an elephant if u can fit it in da room. (also abolish tax and no child support, coffee will be free but weed price will be 33x higher)

Babe I promise da spider didn’t give me any powers just an unsustainable insatiable hunger (for success)

I did more in less than a minute ask around first it was water then I said let there be an idea

bro I’m way too easy Fiona in a sundress as an ogre can trap me

(long list btw)

so get a queen and impregnate the busiest women in da galaxy sure

I will not compete about pool size I will just buy da pacific

don’t worry darling our house will be just as big as the neighbors (IDENTICAL)

Vegas btw

Don’t worry darling it doesn’t hurt

can’t wait till your wive finds me funny so I can leave mine (entanglement)

No babe I promise the alien just wanted my organ.

no babe I promise we where just playing zombies on the moon (humiliation all eye seeing ritual)