L | stab that way

every eldest daughter reaches a point in their life where yaoi becomes their main source of comfort it’s a canon event

Just accidentally closed a tab I meant to read 2 years ago

heated rivalry is Rivals to Lovers NOT Enemies to Lovers pls stop

Genuinely cannot stop reading fan fiction it's becoming a bit of a problem... but how can I stop wHEN THERE ARE SO MANY MASTERPIECES OUT THERE FOR ME TO READ?

@flowrday they do not know on what ground they tread

but on the flip side these kinda qrts are killin me we really are living different lives

@snoopyilya the prettiest, bitchiest, and cuntiest people just saying the most diabolical shit in their gc

god i just know sveta shane ilya n rose gossip sessions are NASTYYYYYY

@hxllanov i love this scene because it's just them letting themselves be who they are without any kind of facade, just two boys having fun with their crush. of course, the next scene is ilya being a sex pest to the max which is also fun lmao

iM oN ThE cOver Of tHE fUckiNg GaMe

@iky_fwjett a pile of manure

if dudes are expected to have a lot of sex but ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage but homosexuality is bad i’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

honorable mention to my fav tumblr post abt rpf

@cloudhollanov it's terminal i fear :(

he suffers from severe big beautiful brown bambi eyes disorder and there’s no cure

@lesbiansammy all 50,000 seasons of supernatural was just dean gritting his teeth and clenching his fists against the urge to become a stay-at-home mom/housewife

i genuinely think if cas accidentally got dean pregnant that dean would be SO okay with it. he wants to be tied down so bad that he’ll just be like, “okay. so we’re doing this.” mind you he has the option to NOT do this but he’s like “yeah, i got a family now, im out the game.”

@ilyarozanovoff then get Shane pregnant???

i want a baby

@hudconnors trying to make him top is like kicking babies AND puppies AND kittens AND baby seals all at once. absolutely unconscionable :((

someone just called him a top and now he’s crying you know that’s a sensitive subject for him

@ilyalicious he would commit so many murders first

shane would actually kill himself if he saw someone else touch ilya

@hollanderaised they are insufferable 🙄🙄🙄 i wanna bite them for ruining my life

whatever man...

@bookinitout heat seeking missile

oh ilya found it alright

god forbid a girl has a hobby (reading gay fan fiction until 4am)

@missyimnida_ hey! i did not consent to a gut punch >:(

She would have loved you… #heatedrivalry #hollanov

@narivaaaal "top ten" but it's like at number 3742

shane would have an ongoing Top Ten Sexual Encounters With Ilya list in his notes app