thomas

this ones late to twitter but yo 💅

@TheNotoriousMMA Volk dog walks you kid 😭

Thanks lil bro.

“lsraelis are fleeing Tel Aviv.” Imagine if all the borders were shut and they were told to go north. No, south. No, north. No, south. By foot. Carrying all their belongings. Carrying their children. While dodging snipers. As 2000lb bunker bombs were dropping. Since 1948.

Indian Andrew Tate call that Top Ghee

@fau1in @tony2stud @ChampRDS @nelkboys Dana said in a press conference a couple weeks ago that he missed weight (accidentally?) and if you watch the embedded for his fight week he was massive and was eating whatever so I dont doubt it

@tony2stud @ChampRDS @nelkboys Is that the allegation? Cuz he said it was his back or whatever. I didn’t pay attention to how he looked physically leading up to it

Ilia Topuria believes his next opponent will be either Justin Gaethje or Paddy Pimblett “I think that they’re going to try to push for Justin… or maybe Paddy. There’s not even a conversation about Arman.” 🎥 @nelkboys

@ChampRDS Michael Phelps

Demetrious Johnson on the MMA GOAT debate: "I've never failed a drug test. Khabib has never failed a drug test. GSP has never failed a drug test. We've never been stripped... If you go back and peel back the onion, and you look at the whole entire career, I'm not saying Jon Jones didn't do great things, he was an amazing athlete. But when you start talking about the greatest of all time... Name one athlete that's considered the greatest of all time in a sport that's failed a drug test." (via @arielhelwani)

@sharrnado Shart cmon lass, it doesn’t need to be aired on social media and get messy!

Wants to air all the details but forgets the part where he tried to add her friend (me) on Snapchat twice without her knowing. And then when I tell her, he quickly deletes the request and lies straight to her face about it. But yeah she’s the bad guy🤔

What I start doing when I get a burst sudden energy

does this answer the question

@Tunkseh Back to mc speedruns unc

@ashisaplane Goat

can’t tell if people still don’t know how to pronounce my name or if they’re just being deliberately disrespectful…

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Not even the most insane thing he’s ever said on camera

@RawbertBeef I’m going to tell you a little secret, during 2020-2022 I was super chronically online thinking the word was eliminated into I went back into the real world with real friends and literally everyone says it.

I think this slogan probably sounded better in their head.

matcha summoning circle

told the wife I was going out with my buddy Rod… I didn’t mention Reel and Tackle would be there too! 🤣🤣

@ShitpostGate @Delexical_

my dumb ass would've tried to catch it

2024: racism is over