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just learned that “hanky panky” is not slang for “hankering for a pancake”. feeling devastated

Just pulled up one of my playlists from 2021 and turns out i was not even trying to have a good day at any point

@sillysoupdemon hot dog or hamburger style

i’m at the office for my hrt consultation and these paintings are up on the wall

Hellooo

@aMoral_Mistake the hell does that even mean

@toasteredbread You transitioned into a bread tuber

6 months on T Christmas selfie vs 4.5 years on T Christmas selfie

@confined2thenow It’s my parents house I don’t live here 👍🏻

@toasteredbread Clean your mirror you slob

Rise and grind babes

oh howdy 🤠

I should be able to tell my boss that I need to WFH because if I don’t do the laundry today then things are about to get really bleak

@sillyfukingoose I didn’t do anything for it it’s just genetics methinks but good luck bro 🙏🏻

@toasteredbread i'm 3.5 years on T and can't even get to your 1 year 💔💔 how did you do it

Okay now that I have a real mustache I can admit that my one year on T mustache was pretty embarrassing

It’s only like 4 months so obviously not a huge difference but I am putting the work in lol

Btw you can have top surgery and then just lock the fuck in

@DANNYonPC It’s silicone tape- helps scars fade over time & they’re not supposed to get direct sunlight for the first year

@toasteredbread Why did you tape the scars? Can’t handle water yet or smtn else ?

Nips out on the beach for the first time :-)

Run ✅ shower ✅ thirst trap ✅

Kiss da cook

Between Good Friday and Easter Sunday is this day called “Crazy Saturday” where nobody knows what tf Jesus is up to

People quote retweeting saying this is Severance coded like yeah babes working corporate is severance coded that’s almost exactly the whole thing

Office snacks are hilarious it’s like “would a babybell cheese prevent you from killing yourself or quitting” and the answer is like okay sure fine