Tony Thain

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Tony Thain

@tonythain

All complaints to the usual address.

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Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day@NormSNLJokes·5d

New medical research shows that men and women have different food cravings. Men preferring meat, and women preferring sweets. Scientists trace this back to caveman days, when men had to go out and hunt for food, while women sat on their fat asses eating chocolates.

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HowlingMutant@Howlingmutant0·2d

When I was a kid dad would pick me up from school drunk and take me to a restaurant for lunch. Hed make me flirt with the waitress and if they didnt smile hed get hostile towards them. I used to get so nervous I felt ill. But I realize now it wasnt my fault, it was women to blame

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Obviously it’s rag week.

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Moment BBC science editor is left in tears during emotional reaction to NASA's Artemis II lift-off: 'That is spectacular!' trib.al/dmujAW1

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Severus@SeverusChud·5d

Sharing this video will no longer get you arrested

Home Office@ukhomeoffice

Police time will no longer be wasted investigating legal social media posts, freeing up officers to patrol the streets and tackle real crime. By scrapping Non‑Crime Hate Incidents, we are balancing the protection of vulnerable communities while respecting free speech.

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Tony Thain@tonythain·27 Mar

The first case in the pilot episode of this new x-files reboot will be the mystery of who keeps shitting in the street outside the FBI headquarters. It turns out to be the paki they got to replace Mulder. Second episode: “Who keeps impregnating the local goats?”

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Brandie with a 🐝@BrandieWithABee·26 Mar

Would you look at that 😂

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Make the deal, Iran 💥

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Dexerto@Dexerto·23 Mar

Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping their captors and making their way home The group is believed to have travelled around 17 km together led by a corgi across highways and fields

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Garbage Human@GarbageHuman24·22 Mar

So this is what happens when they actually ARE doctors

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Garbage Human@GarbageHuman24·21 Mar

Newest member of our family. Only 9 weeks old and already a higher IQ than a Somali.

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Charles Curran@charliebcurran·20 Mar

If you think AI film can’t be art then explain this.

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The Pink Ladies@pinkladies_uk·17 Mar

Facts are not racist. They are truths.

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Lee Hurst@LeeHurstComic·13 Mar

Hahahahahahahahaha.

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Tony Thain@tonythain·12 Mar

I passed my driving test today, first time and am still in a state of complete disbelief and shock. This is something I thought that I would or could never accomplish, but here we are. 5 minor faults. Not too shabby.