TinyTommyTortoise

@TortyHerman Happy Gotcha Day, big brother 🥰🐢🌺🎂🎉🌞🌼

It's my 6th Gotcha Day, and what did the servants do to celebrate? Went to Plymouth and left me and Tommy @tortoise_tiny all alone. They did find a sculpture of a Galapagos bud, so we might forgive them. Eventually...

@KKC255 @TortyHerman We might have been rampaging round the living room while they were away 🤭🐢🌺🎂🎉

@TortyHerman @tortoise_tiny Happy Gotcha Herman my litto fren 🎉 , you an 3T can have a big Pawty while they are away 💃🏼🕺🐢🌿😹

@ShivaandJaya @SoxandD @PiandNeko1 Lots of partying, woo hoo!

@SoxandD @PiandNeko1 I go has 2 more pawties. March 23 be my Gotcha Day and April 6 be my Homecoming Day.

It be the eve of my Discovery Day. March 19, 2019 mom was find me on the internets and call the shelter for me, and they has give her the number of my foster mommie where I was live wiz doggos, cats, a rabbit and a horsie. Tomorrow I go has a pawty🎉

@anxietycucumbr The housekeeper is a veggie so she's ditching bacon, the butler is ditching the pickles.

Coke. I prefer Mountain Dew or root beer! One random comment said they'd put the pickles and bacon ON the grilled cheese - that actually sounds yummy! 🍞🧀🥒🥓

@SkittlesFriends @ButtonsBertie @GrumpyBeak @OliveFig2 @JellyOzzy @stichof9lives @BagginsSuperCat @TortoiseGatsby @DomainDoris They look like fun!

Phantom: Ummm I think someone forgot to put the lock back on the #Mogwarts Dungeon door this #SaintPatricksDay and the Irish ghosts got out and are in the library.🙀🙀 @ButtonsBertie @GrumpyBeak @OliveFig2 @JellyOzzy @stichof9lives @BagginsSuperCat @TortoiseGatsby @DomainDoris

@ShivaandJaya @LolaKittySLC Nice! 😊🐢🌺🎸

@tortoise_tiny @LolaKittySLC We like naps in guitars.

Connections Puzzle #1009 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟦🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

@ButtonsBertie I know hiraeth is homesick/longing for home, but the rest is a mystery

@ShivaandJaya 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

@tortoise_tiny Purrhaps he go ruff up the Purressident? 🎃🇺🇸

So I has find a place where I go relax and go guess who was come mind my business: Queen Yoosless 🚮

@holly_pickle1 My brother @TortyHerman once threw up a strawberry. The housekeeper thought he was dying 🤣🐢🌺

@tortoise_tiny Thanks TTT. It’s a defining moment for a floof😹🐾

Pals, today is a day for the history books. At 4 years old I barfed up my first hairball. Even better, I did it while mummy was rushing to catch her train *proud ears*😹🐾 #Hedgewatch #CatsOfTwitter #CatsOfX #RescueCat

@ShivaandJaya @LolaKittySLC I see Mummy's fancy guitar!

@tortoise_tiny @LolaKittySLC I go be there as soon as I has finish my world tour!

@ShivaandJaya He looks very fierce 😀🐢🌺

@tortoise_tiny I no has train him yet. He be so strong!

@booklover9851 And then the baby brother turns out to be a sister 🤭🐢🌺

#Hedgewatch 🤭😹😹

@booklover9851 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ShivaandJaya @LolaKittySLC Good luck at the tables bud! 😀🐢🌺

@LolaKittySLC I has win today! I has just gamble. I go travel to Vegas tomorrow!

Happy Paddy's Day everyone. The housekeeper will be drinking Bailey's after work 😀🐢🌺

@anxietycucumbr @TortoiseGatsby @GrumpyBeak @SimonandHuman1 @pedals121 @TortyHerman It looks perfect to me 😊🐢🌺

@TortoiseGatsby @GrumpyBeak @SimonandHuman1 @pedals121 @TortyHerman @tortoise_tiny Nice and neat bun! Nice that I walked out the door and didn't know it's off center!

LOOK HOW SHINY MY SHELL IS. That’s the tweet. 🐢👸🏼

@PrinceTobyTort @TortyHerman Thank you Prince T, I tried my best!😘🐢🌺

@tortoise_tiny @TortyHerman Good work Tommy!

Some idiot (aka Human No. 3, the V-E-T) left food in my pen and this happened . . .

@gnometweeter Tok much cider!

ridiculous