TweetyBird.Cerified Sewer Rat 🐀😈

#songlines extend back 40,000yrs: >10x older than Ancient Egypt. Proud of our oldest living culture #VividSydney

This is embarrassing, Delete it, President ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ - unless you want everyone to think you’ve lost your marbles.

To everyone asking why Iran is making LEGO videos… do you know the literacy rate in the United States???

@JohnCleese Apart from Ghislaine?

As my wife points out, in this cesspit of male egos, there is one person who has been sent to prison A woman

The pilot is completely fine. Yes, he walked 110 miles and crossed several mountains while mortally wounded. Yes, he's back home and safe and sound and enjoying life and proud to have served. No, you can't see him. No, we can't share his name.

Yes it's true - the Black Death did end without a vaccine It killed 200 million people including wiping out half the population of Europe but at least they never got one of them nasty vaccines right?

Dear Americans, Iran is not your enemy Israel is.

Shh… the key’s under the flowerpot. 😉 Just open for friends.

@IraninSA Iranian Memebassies are awesome 😂

"The good old days before vaccines"

@abcnews please fix this. You mean the sisters of Neal Thompson!

Now you understand how the Holocaust happened.

IN BRIEF: Australia agrees to take American beef if America agrees to take Scott Morrison

A rare MP, to speak out when so many are gutless.

Is that AI — or are they really holding hands?

Now Albanese has lifted the ban on US beef, will you be buying US beef? 🐝 #auspol

Barack Obama has said he would want for America three big attributes of Australia: Medicare Compulsory voting Our gun laws I’m proud to be Australian and do not envy America at all. Thanks anyway, MAGAs but no thanks.

Look elsewhere than AUKUS for our subs. What I’ve been warning of for about 2 years. Hand on heart, anyone still believe we’re getting them? theguardian.com/world/2025/mar…

Secret Service: $7M to $10M. Air Travel and Motorcade: $4M-5M. Stadium Security Upgrades:
Additional metal detectors, bomb sweeps, security checkpoints: $2M. Local Law Enforcement: Overtime & personnel: $1M. Trump's Super Bowl attendance: $15 to $20M. Where’s DOGE?

@Victorshi2020 i just wanna give a shoutout to the guy that waved the Palestine and Sudanese flags during Kendrick’s halftime show:

Kendrick knew Trump was in attendance and he still did that. Epic.