Griffin!

@bastionland The Long Dark, if you play survival mode. Whole game revolves around travel, time, and weather.

Looking for videogames that have: MUST: - Free roam in a big world within 1hr of startup - Don't force me to engage with story/levelling - Strong flavour BONUS: - Time and weather - Good (not fast) travel - Exploration for own sake, not a collect-a-thon Any genre can work.

This could make for a great post-apocalyptic movie. An ancient order of guardians sworn to protect a vault whose secrets are long forgotten. But now, strange pilgrims and crusaders are starting to seek them out. Has the time come to discover its secrets? The guardian must decide

@redbulbreadbowl this is like when they hire a safecracker to a bank security job

Is it illegal to use the knowledge I learned in harassment training at work to harass people at home?

how is there not a grizz fancam yet (from CONFESS, FLETCH)

searching on jobs dot com for "ancient emaciated guy who sits in a glass box waiting for a hero to solve my mini golf puzzle"

pop-up restaurant that only serves the giant ham sandwich from disco elysium

I would give all my savings for a lifetime pass to that bed they have in the Pokémon center. waking each morning with full HP and no status effects? cmon

@michalemonkey you have to switch between mario and luigi because mario can only go through red doors and luigi can only go through green doors

It would be awesome if they made a Mario movie game that was horrible. Like one of those GBA movies games that's just a bad platformer

person on the T just said they believe flying cars are the next step and electric vehicles will therefore never work

writing tip: set your movie or book or whatever during a war so you can reasonably kill off any character at any time. plus drama.

@Lubchansky hell yeah. see also:

get a normal name dude. come on

@getfiscal I have met probably the world’s most ardent supporter of MOOCs and I gotta say: they are basically YouTube channels for academics

Does anyone have opinions on those MOOCs websites. They seem vaguely evil but I've looked into some university continuing education courses and not sure what they add to things over a MOOC. Trying to learn more about statistics and computers and such.

deep-frying all the figures in my manuscript for maximum "impact" factor (impact font is used in memes)

The Coffeyville Daily Journal, Kansas, April 10, 1897

At my first @Bucks game last night and thought I caught a shirt they fired into the stands out of a cannon. Turns out it was a hot bratwurst. Never in my life did I ever think I’d catch a flying hot brat but here we are.

(to the turn of earth angel) surf scoter, surf scoter, common on coasts

I like Japanese D&D art.