Geoffrey Bachelet

OH : "est-ce que 2 Michel ca fait un shell complet ?"

@Speedtest hello! is it possible with the speedtest cli to record the results in my ookla account?

@welcoMattic best read in a while

@jwage Do you have a goal that you train for? I found that training "for something" (in my case the Montreal Triathlon) gives me more motivation to hit the gym

It is harder to work out by yourself lol without someone pushing me I don’t go as hard. Better than nothing!

Sweat box time!

@b0rk have you read think-like-a-git.net? it really helped me understand the inner working of git

combining branches wizardzines.com/comics/combini…

@pronskiy @doekenorg @olegandreyev I think the actual correct answer to this is, as other people have pointed out in the thread, to have a static new() constructor by default in objects (e.g. MyClass::new()->method())

@pronskiy @doekenorg @olegandreyev Looking at the thread, the only person who seems to already know that MyClass() cannot be a function is you, incidentally, the person who has given it some thoughts :D I don't see anyone else getting this right

`new MyClass()->method()` without parentheses github.com/php/php-src/pu… What are your thoughts?

Si un ministre veut démissionner, il démissionne. Il n'a pas besoin de "proposer" sa démission au président de la République, et ce dernier n'a ni à l'accepter ni à la refuser. Tout cela est du cirque.

If you are the author of a software library, and you often change the API in a breaking way, you are doing a great disservice not just to your users, but to the free software community at large. I'll explain why in this thread.

@jwage @ocbeta that's... the temperature I cook my jerky at

@ocbeta This one was only 160F

How long do you sit in the sauna?

@welcoMattic t'y connais rien, c'est colorié en vert c'est forcément bon pour l'environment

Mermaid support has landed to Excalidraw 🔥🔥 We support Flowchart and Sequence Diagrams! More chart types will be added soon! Made with ❤️ by @chunrapeepat and @aakansha1216 Try it out and let us know 👇 excalidraw.com

@lyrixx sorry to be that guy but this is unreadable and so it's unmaintainable :D

It looks like people are not ready for this 😅 3v4l.org/6lRha

"Qui aurait pu prédire?"

@benji__07 @xavierlacot @afup trop bien 🤩

@ubermuda @xavierlacot @afup L’organisateur de la fresque a fait une application pour convertir une image en fresque lego en donnant les briques à utiliser et des plans par zone de 10*10’briques

20000 briques pour la fresque communautaire en Lego du #forumphp 2023 😅 /cc @afup

@chrismaximin I'm already wondering how we managed to do anything without a smartphone and I actually lived through the transition so yeah, you're absolutely right :D

Our grandchildren will probably wonder how the hell we managed to do anything without an always-on omniscient oracle by our side.

Nos impôts. Doivent. Payer. Nos Soignants. Et nos Hôpitaux. 🚨 RT pour faire signe à @EmmanuelMacron