Alex

2.8K posts

Alex banner
Alex

Alex

@unclewunkle

percocet and strippers

she/her Beigetreten Haziran 2018
354 Folgt93 Follower
Alex
Alex@unclewunkle·
@lemonhead__girl Genuinely I never trust them I graduate in June and I’m still doubting they’re not gonna fuck me over
English
0
0
0
4
Alyia
Alyia@lemonhead__girl·
2 advisors have told me I can take one geos lecture/lab and it would count for the last 2 requirements I have but I lowk don’t trust them
English
2
0
2
71
Alyia
Alyia@lemonhead__girl·
The type of shit I post on Instagram while I text my friends shit like “my semester of pain and endless suffering”
English
2
0
10
110
Alex
Alex@unclewunkle·
Wine bar this evening + 9:15 am barre class booked for tmrw morning I’m 25-32 year old-maxxing rn
English
0
0
0
12
Alex
Alex@unclewunkle·
Talking about religion with people who have never stepped foot in a church is so interesting…like they really just don’t get it and I’m an atheist
GIF
English
0
0
1
13
Alex
Alex@unclewunkle·
@caterpi11ars Tim Cook…and those r only the most famous ones there r soooo many
English
1
0
2
22
Alex
Alex@unclewunkle·
Everyone wants to talk about politics and shit till I bring up how white gay men run San Francisco and the economy of the world
GIF
English
1
0
4
102
Alex
Alex@unclewunkle·
One thing about me is if you’re in my presence we are gonna chop it up
GIF
English
0
0
2
29
Alex retweetet
Lena Dunham
Lena Dunham@lenadunham·
So I wrote a memoir
GIF
English
224
2.5K
40K
2.1M
Alex
Alex@unclewunkle·
People that drink this stuff are genuinely stupid because not only are you drinking raw milk you are drinking raw milk from FRESNO
Alex tweet media
English
0
0
3
52
Alex retweetet
cabby
cabby@cabby·
I love cyclists and think they deserve to live #APRILFOOLS
English
13
2.2K
26.7K
388.3K
Alex
Alex@unclewunkle·
April fools is no longer fun because now my instagram feed is all brands posting shitty AI product mockups
English
0
0
1
28
Alex retweetet
⋆𐙚₊˚ bria
⋆𐙚₊˚ bria@CQLEMENTINES·
why do white gay people trauma dump in the middle of college seminars
English
37
591
13.8K
1.9M
Alex
Alex@unclewunkle·
@fourleggedgirl Diego and Havana in the same cast wow 17 year old me just died
English
0
0
1
9
Alex
Alex@unclewunkle·
Someone is taking flash photos outside my home it is dark and I cannot see shit but blinding light
GIF
English
0
0
2
26
Alex
Alex@unclewunkle·
$94.47 for a full tank of gas yesterday
GIF
English
0
0
2
20

Entdecken

@lemonhead__girl @caterpi11ars @fourleggedgirl @elonmusk @BarackObama @taylorswift13 @cristiano @BillGates