✌️violeta!✌️

happy 413 #homestuck

you are not going to meet your future wife at the club. you will not meet her at your job, or school, or a cafe, or at church. you are going to meet her on the Northernlion Supercruise

If I was a waiter I’d say stuff like “Alright and who ordered the smile 😀”

still one of the funniest days on twt for me every time i opened the app i was in tears laughing

happy 413!

17 years ago today, ‘Homestuck’ released.

이건 앤솔에넣으려다 걍 딴거해서 안올린…카나야

Today's Chicago forecast is the rare "perfect temperature" and "challengers wind that makes you cheat" combination

transfem!Madoka: I’m transfem transphobic!Kyoko: oh… transmed!Sayaka: so are you going to get the surgery? chaser!Homura: noo don’t get the surgery you’re perfect the way you are

ooo i hate your ass

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 12,1947

AGRADEZCO A DIOS QUE EXISTAN FANS ASI 😭😭😭

俺も唯たち呼びたいわ

> try to interact with everyone involved > nothing > "so wtf am i supposed to do" > pan right . oh my fucking god

that got bro pussy wet

a mousecraft movie be like "I...am cheese!" and uh..."cheddar jockey!"...is it too late for these jokes guys be honest...

Mexicans ate w the phrase “no mames wey” bc in fact why are u mamando

uk rappers be like she suck on my willy it’s quite delightful if i catch you in west gloucestershire you’ll catch the rifle

Oh let me not forget the biggest fucking mug on planet earth