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the best part of my day is jacking off. i cant wait to die.

Uzi really thought we were gonna be doing the Futsal Shuffle

Huniepop better than marvel rivals

they had people naming videos "fraction of eternity"

The way photographers get pussy always stuck me as so dishonorable

cashier: i’m sorry sir but your card keeps declining me: no NO this can’t be happening! i don’t have any cash on me and i really need this prescription.. please, can you- ???: “i’ll cover it. here, use my card.” i turn around to see relicanth holding out his debit card

I genuinely thought he was drinking hand sanitizer

カノエ

💨 #shiillustration

I've inherited much of my worldview from my grandfather who would swallow stones because he liked his stomach to hurt

I always make sure to get an energy drink on my way out of the office so my heart rate and general anxiety are nice and high while I sit in traffic

To me comp pokemon is a game about downloading the correct chrome extension that’s what champions takes from the experience

This is the happiest day of my life

🌑 #shiillustration

The Creeping Loneliness After an Outing With Friends. SKEB commission. requested by: @desjx_9441 Thanks a million! #ブルアカ