Timmo

Rumours saying he’s been appointed as interim Santa Clause

@ethaneralc She’s as funny as hemeriods

rosie jones

@lukestanley03 Ever heard of fpl +bruno has mates

They’ve given Bruno an assist for a deflected own goal 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@OLADUNI12 @FrankEra_ Account based in *drumroll* fucking Africa

@FrankEra_ Manchester United fans cry more This is a payback for your pk against crystal palace

🚨🎙️ | Jamie Redknapp on Amad's penalty shout: "It would have been really harsh. He does manhandle him but I don't think it's enough..."

@nocontextEFC Any account that is based in Africa is instantly irrelevant mate

Best English player of all time came out of Everton but alright mate

Ah yes attempt for the ball

@premierleague Sort your fucking refs out bunch of cunts

This match... Junior Kroupi sends the home fans into delirium as he scores a penalty to bring the scores back to 2-2 💎 Harry Maguire was also sent off for the foul that conceded the penalty 🟥

@Talks2h1t @MagpieMediaX @centredevils Are they? Cause as far as I know you got pumped 7-2 😂😂

@utdtimmo @MagpieMediaX @centredevils They are both off abroad hence the ✈️

🚨🚨🌕| NEW: Sandro Tonali's and Bruno Guimarães' respective camps are fighting against each other by making their availability known. Both players are aware that if one leaves, the other won’t, so they are trying to get a potential move in place before the other does. [@JacobsBen, United Stand]

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING VILE HOW THE FUCK IS THAT NOT A PEN VILE FUCKING VILE

REGION BLOCK REGION BLOCK

Light show How tinpot

@AVFCVillano Tommy Shelby had a little scruff up with Cunha back in 1927

What the hell is the relevance

@_LiamLFC_ No I think they just must really really like pigs Surprising that Muslims usually don’t like bacon 🤷

@utdtimmo 😭😭 I used to think it was a mistranslation but now I’m concerned

@Eoghan860 Sorry mate was planning on getting it myself

Anyone loan me 97k for the ireland away end in prague?

@NUFCgallowgate No we don’t? We’re lookin at all 3 but getting only one Cause we fucking can cause were man united

Man U fans thinking they’re going to have a midfield of Tonali, Bruno G and Anderson next season 🤣 There’s only one UNITED! #NUFC

@CansAndBansV12 It’s a long way to London on his own I hope he’ll be alright

Fuck off you boring big gobbed bert cunt. Embarrassing

@julian_thfc Because kobbie Mainoo is 3rd in the league and Archie Gray is on his way to play Lincoln away

SCANDAL🚨😱 Kobbie Mainoo is in the English Squad - but Archie Gray isn't. How is this even possible ?!

@T04STY64 @PeterMmuo @PopBase Sorry may I ask What applies? That every single tweet that’s just stupid or asking grok something or ai slip is based in Africa? Obviously correct me if I’m wrong sir but yea

@utdtimmo @PeterMmuo @PopBase still applies dumbass

Chuck Norris has died at the age of 86, TMZ reports. He was recently reported to have been transported to hospital for a medical emergency. (tmz.com/2026/03/20/chu…)

@hr_wfc @gc_1879 More than likely yea mate 😂

@utdtimmo @gc_1879 Would probably be quicker than most trains in this country

Trainline in 2026

@CamNufc20 Awww somebody a wittle bit upset

He’s been PUSHING loads of cakes into his gob too the fat cunt