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This old man’s shirt at the brewery read’s, “I think my guardian angel drink’s”. A much needed piece of clothing if you ask me.

@maxchamberlai13 Learn how to make gravy then you can talk about crawfish

Texas people: “Here’s how we boil crawfish in Texas” *uses Louisiana crawfish boil*

@ReedAshtin Calling coach stump

Paying bills on the 1st hits like a drunk step daddy

I refuse to use the OB restroom

Sum bout pissin bitches off makes me feel good

@annaclaireee9 Very Tragic

@JacobPerritt Hands are painful, do it

There’s less traffic in your own lane

rt if jd bolmarcich has less than 2 brain cells

Life’s been rough lately

@lexxierosario does this cause she says it taste good

normalize not telling anybody anything

A fully staffed Waffle House could take out ISIS

Another rock to the windshield. Time to total my truck🤩

Wowwww Russian media BRUTALLY mock the U.S. for trading Brittany Griner for Viktor Bout. And really, are they wrong?

Poll for @Kezleg to publicly wear all white one day a year

@slvppy Me and @HaydenHoffpauir at the Cambria

“i’m down if you’re down” friendships be the most dangerous

If you want flowers on February 14, plant them now.