Vanessa E Aranda

I won’t abandon me again

I’ll play whatever part you need me to and I’ll be good at it too 😘

There’s nothing not to need about me

A sea of silver

Cause he knows if I pack my bags it ain’t for no vacation

Latinos at the VMAs, finally 👏🏽

Hey kitty girls

Ugh *chef’s kiss

I work hard because I like money

When you lie to me, you only lying to yourself

Overall I’m a peaceful yogi just don’t catch me on the roads 🙃

If you go out to dinner with a group and collectively everyone agrees to split the bill evenly but you are the ONLY ONE who wants it itemized…please excuse your broke ass out of any future group meals 😁

Synthesizerrrrrrrr

What you eat don’t make me shit

@hollydayseason My 16 year old niece just taught me this word last weekend lol

Kevin: Michael got rizz Me: he has what? Kevin: rizz Me: who’s that!? Kevin: you’re getting old babe

Word?

I worry that I wasted the best of me on ya bay

I’m a joke ghost writer now, you’re welcome

Now I have to drive myself around, what is life

Happy New Years to me