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There’s no way of posting my chopped temporary tramp stamp without it feeling like a really bad thirst trap

Gay guy happy trail is crack

Never should’ve let irls follow me I have too many problematic things to say

Neil young I’m so drunk rn

@yerbahore Crying rn

@yerbahore actually greeks used bronze and limestone for sculptures, if it’s marble (like this one) it’s probably a roman copy 🤓☝🏽

Will you hit my Greek bar

This is lowkey husband

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh

Get drunk with the girls who are really fab

Losing after pulling up in this was crazy I’m still fucking bitter at whole franchise

Only a trained eye can tell when it’s buccal fat removal or ozempic or ED

I went to the Yung Ho Cafe and everybody knew you

@decaffeinatd Okay whatever fatass

@vegansleaze No i'm taller and heavier than u

They out here saying smoking 13 cigarettes and drinking 6 beers in a day is bad for you

Whenever I hear Portuguese when im drunk it sounds like simlish #fakelatino

@decaffeinatd Laughing on my living room rug rn pretty immobile

@vegansleaze Yeah is it piss boy

Peed 5 times from this liter of beer

This weekend I’m gonna be off theme to everything to see what it feels like

There are things happening that have never happened before

In 2019 u could put on any bedroom pop song on top of a sad movie edit and I’d actually bawl