Shablowsk

i’m tired and hungry and depressed and

enrolling in oomfs 101 at my college

opening my email inbox and wincing

ughh fuxk i’m dyingg

@placebotictacs me too guess they just hate me or whatever

blocked by people i've never met, call that #aura

@bleed4m who actually pays attention to that shit?? brain damaged type content

don't want to see clodvicular or freako on the tl

@Gabi4u__ clearly not. you’re obsessed with me

@virtuallyself You're a nobody bum

i’m the edgiest edgelord who’s ever edged

why am i having brain zaps?? omg make it stop plz

i’d rather have 10 loyal oomfs who consistently show love over 1000 fake oomfs who’ll interact once in a blue moon

@iaintlikeyall never too much sleep

@SillyBillicus yk it

@virtuallyself And then you scramble to finish your project on the last day before the due date.

professor was like “use the rest of the class time to work on your project” lmao hell no

@drainedvessel3 thank you !

@virtuallyself you are a good person

i was about to post a joke about Dexter that had spoilers but then i remembered that oomf only just started watching Dex… close call

i love you shoooo much

@BenisXDDDDDD advanced gambling intelligence

@virtuallyself ShablowskGPT has reached AGI

who up and horny

@aiyadontlikeyou 😳

@virtuallyself I’m the yellow to the b/w :)

All my moots are black n white

@bradgearon heh

@virtuallyself you diggin up important shi

i’m reaping but i’m not sowing