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What are the odds.

I actually love seeing people take pictures/videos of themselves at the gym. As long as you’re not bothering anyone else, be proud and excited for your workout!! 💃🏻

I’m fully aware that the weight on the scale doesn’t matter but I just hit 150lbs and my goal weight since forever has been 145lbs. Coming from my heaviest at 212lbs, I’m fucking stoked.

Somehow I never learn my lesson 😭

when he asks what I bring to the table

I wonder if I look high every time I come back from lunch. It’s really just from me crying lmao

Bro you can turn off your read receipts on Instagram.

I just want to know why I keep embarrassing myself 😩

Maybe next year lmao

He has 170 unread text messages. Red flag.

You finally give me the ick. Thank the lord!

for fuck’s sake can something romantic happen to me

me when someone talks too early in the morning:

sometimes i just zone out like this:

A client at work told me I’ve been here forever. Thanks for that. *opens up indeed*

The amount of times I see people use “loose” instead of lose.

when your a brat but he still want you

Dude with mutuals watches alllllllll my stories but doesn’t follow me and has a private profile. So I followed him and he denies my request. BUT HE STILL LOOKS AT MY STORIES lmao make it make sense.

I really miss the Britney Spears perfumes.