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@alex_is_shook Straight cis or????

Ambers co-host Gemini is STRAIGHT???

happy birthday my bestest friend Mathew ˙ᵕ˙

Happy birthday Matty you’re so tall

I remember a time when you could say "the only good pedophile is a dead pedophile" without a Republican reporting you to the FBI for threatening the president of the United States.

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise" no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words

looks like it’ll be yet another Easter Sunday at home alone waiting in vain for Him to rise up and find all these eggs hidden in my ass

Happy Easter everyone

i bring a sort of “none of this means anything” vibe to the workplace that no one there appreciates

@drinkmoregravy Beck*

Becky getting roasted in the comments under her new community post where she begs for electronics costing thousands and a 75$ fitbit for sitting on the couch feeding on ramen. Its been what? 4 years? Fuck off, Becky and finally stop being a lazy parasite.

god imagine how funny it'd be if he budd dwyered on every channel at once

april fool’s day doesn’t impress me. i am deceived and betrayed every day

Trans day of visibility! 🖤🏳️‍⚧️

she’s so 😭😭😭

he straight up whining into the lyrics

my clit has 8000 nerves and men r getting on every single one of my nerves except those

sorry i can’t hang, i need to watch my shows and then go on a walk listening to podcasts recapping my shows and then go on reddit and read about my shows. booked and busy!

if he brings out the child in you, you're dating a man. if he brings out the mother in you, you're dating a boy. if he brings out the inner man in you, you're dating a loser

I bet the honeymoon period of joining a cult is fucking awesome