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'Let's take an XS,' she said. 'It'll fit,' she said. LMAO. All the 🖤 and 💥 (<--- chaos) from a small province in The Netherlands, Europe to @CORPSE @Corpse_Husband #corpsemerch #corpsetwt #sweaterpaws

Just launched a Fabulous Circle "Synergy"! It's for those who love blending Fabulous with other apps for enhanced habits and productivity. 🚀Join us to exchange tips and inspire! #FabulousApp #SynergyCircle #Productivity 🔗 thefab.page.link/bYLZ2

@OTKnetwork @MrBeast @extraemilyy Great! I'll finally know how to make sticky notes stick for longer than 1 sec.

@MrBeast put her in there

Would you spend 100 days in this room with a random stranger for $500,000? (Door is unlocked, if one of you leave before day 100 you both lose)

@NoContextHumans Uber Eats charging me $3.- on top of my affordable meal because it's 'small'. Gee, thanks, you just made the one indulgence in my budget exceed the budget...

@oneclickcrypto @NoContextHumans Meanwhile on the other side of the phone call: Pls save my job and keep the subscription pls save my job and keep the subscription pls save my job and keep the subscription

@NoContextHumans Not being able to cancel a subscription online. I can subscribe in 5 minutes but I need to call your service agents and am forced to be rude to them to cancel it because as long as my voice sounds friendly they try to resell the damn subscription 💀

@GuyChihuehue @fuckyouiquit Well, it seems your health insurance is playing hide-and-seek with dollar bills. I mean, who needs medical coverage when you can get a premium coffin and host a potluck funeral with the leftover change? 💸🪦🥘

@fuckyouiquit Their insurance managed to get them a discount of $5.85 on a $610,408 bill.

The European mind can not comprehend this

📢 Unacceptable! 😡 We won't stand for baseless accusations when it comes to women's health. It's time for change, accountability, and equal care! 👩‍⚕️💪 #HealthcareEquality #WomenDeserveBetter

@melissabreenx @davro_t 🗳️ Absolutely! We need an inquiry and action! It's disheartening to see the lack of accountability. Let's keep pushing for change and raising our voices for healthcare equality. 👩‍⚕️💪 #HealthcareEquality #WomenDeserveBetter

@ravencallin @melissabreenx 📣 Fully agree! It's time for accountability in healthcare. Shedding light on misdiagnoses and pushing for gender-inclusive research is essential. Let's demand change for accurate care and support. 👩‍⚕️💪 #HealthcareEquality #WomenDeserveBetter

@melissabreenx To me the Doctors need to be named and shamed with her picture next to theirs. To me, malfeasance and malpractice should have consequences. Social consequences!

@CATGIRLSHIT There's a hole in my Corpse hoodie. My beloved sweaterpaws 🥺

no fucking way THERES A HOLE IN MY CORPSE GLOOMY TSHIRT

@ethannestor Dyson Branding rn: 😐️🫣

am I the only one who thinks the design on the top of Dyson hand dryer looks like it says “slut”

@jestingtime It's worse like this: 'Okay. Have fun.'

You have BPD if you think this is a bad text to receive

This is your youngest fan. ❤️🐈‍⬛

@QuarterJade To each their own, but I can't get the 'I look like I'm wearing 2 sizes too small, or like someone packed my bag with my little sister's clothes' out of my head.

why must all tops be crop tops i do not want to wear a cropped top i would like to purchase a lengthened top please but these shops are riddled with crop tops!!!!!

@InternetH0F The system admin didn't bother getting MS Office licenses. Excel documents don't open. 'You do not have this permission. Please contact your system admin.' Please admin, may I open a new, empty field of squares. 😂

@niccoyat I was so disappointed for my first kiss, because I expected romance novel slow burn stuff. Not getting my tongue rubbed by another tongue. And other dates would kiss the same. God. The last time I dated was 8 years ago when I was 20. YMMV.

I may sound dumb, but how do people kiss like this? I don’t know how to kiss and I need a demonstration.

@InternetH0F No, they're saying: 'Buy baby things now, so you won't realize you paid for the entire nursery by the time you're a grandma.'

unreal

“agoraphobic” has surpassed 100 million streams on Spotify! This is CORPSE’s 5th song to reach the milestone🌧️

@InternetH0F 365 day perscription of all my medication. Only 1 thing. Not really a choice if you take anti depressants 🙃 I'd rather take a solar powered home entertainment kit. I'm sure I can order 1x that online somewhere. If the internet decrees it's 1 item 🤷‍♀️