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Happiness is when you stop thinking about the what if.

30 tahun lagi mahasiswa UGM bisa cerita urban legend ke anaknya, "Nak, bangunan SPPG ini dulunya dibangun di atas tanah Fisipol, FIB, dan Filsafat. Tahun 2026 bangunannya dirobohkan karena ga sesuai dengan kebutuhan industri. Kalo kamu jam 12 malam ada di dekat pohon ini (sambil nunjuk pohon beringin yg dulu di perbatasan FH sama Fisipol) nanti dengar suara kuntilanak teriak hidup Jokowi"

Bayern Munich’s tifo next week😭

"I'm too scared to talk to this girl" What your ancestors did on a random Wednesday:

Rúben Amorim did this with some Manchester United players who didn’t press or run, and some fans got angry because it was their favorite players. They prefer when United press for 20 minutes, then drop back, defend, and wait for a counterattack.

PSG Ultras made a tifo of Napoleon conquering Europe. Imagine if Bayern Munich Ultras do something similar in the return leg. 💀

Reuben Amorim would have created a team that would be difficult to play against for Manchester United! We won’t be a team that will perform this season and go 2 steps backwards like always anymore! Next season would have been so great for us in the league especially! He would have created a consistent team and not a team that runs today and goes back to default settings! It was just a matter of time He was so close!! But another manager can still do it ! If we get it right!

Great players like him and Varane come here and fall in love with the club then there's Sancho and Garnacho

Self-reward: - Beli pengalaman (traveling) - Beli rasa aman & kenyamanan (rumah, investasi, insurance) - Beli mobilitas (mobil) - Beli kemudahan (punya tim, gadget) - Beli penampilan (fashion, grooming etc) - Beli pengetahuan (buku, kelas, mentor) Tiap orang punya alasan sendiri untuk milih prioritasnya. Bagaimana mereka menghabiskan uang buat self-reward. Dan alasan itu gak perlu dibandingkan atau dipertanyakan.

Very soon, “no AI was used” will be a premium service category in nearly every industry. Mark this.

doaiin ak mau ujian solaria

Su asu.. di jalan itu kamu tinggal: - pake helm - tdk merokok - kalau pelan ke sisi kiri - mata sering nglirik spion - TIDAK NRABAS PALANG KERETA - tdk cari jam malam buang sampah - punya mental "jalan ini bukan punya e mbahku". Stelah itu baru kamu boleh misuh²i polisi korup.

1st daughter: Dad I'm a lesbian Dad: Hmm, that's okay 2nd daughter: Me too. Dad: is there nobody in this family who likes men? Son: I do Dad:

Me waiting for the 5 stars to disappear in GTA

Sampe masyarakat sadar dua modelan ini tidak memenuhi kriteria apa pun untuk memimpin negara.

laki laki be like: dihina hina saya diam, di suruh pasang gas saya juga diam, tetapi kali ini di GERBONG SAYA AKAN LAWAN !!!!!

Pendekatan Prabowo & KDM dlm hal pendidikan sama2 ga jelas, bikin hal "baru" biar keliatan ada terobosan, pdhl ga esensial & ga menyelesaikan masalah. KDM jg bikin sesuatu sering keliatan ga pake ilmu. Ngasi impresi transparan krn gaya influencernya, pdhl aslinya ga demokratis.