The Official Wendigoon Updates Account

Wendigoon has been found dead in Miami

@jell_____ who are you

@wendigoonupdate it must sound beautiful

Wendigoon’s voice is being cloned online and they’re making him sing ‘My Way’ by Frank Sinatra

@DailyMinos @Wendigoon8 thank you minos prime

@wendigoonupdate @Wendigoon8 I can like faintly see a 9

Is this thumbnail purple or blue?

i’ve been logged out of this account for 6 months is it still relevant to make jokes on the internet or are they gonna get me

who is wendigoon

@Wendigoon8 i’m not okay with these words in this order

The Vatican: "Has anyone seen the pope!?" JD Vance with a suspiciously pope-shaped belly: "grrrrr"

Wendigoon is doing a terrible Fred Durst impression and everyone at the cinema hates it

"Do you remember being born?" -Tomorrow

Wendigoon has removed all plaid shirts from his wardrobe and is currently mourning the empty spaces they used to fill

we just hit 17k you’ll see me on the news by the morning

@jessiicalauren_ i can make it worse if you want

THIS IS TOO SPECIFIC

@alexf1depressed ily2 🫡

@wendigoonupdate Ty bro Ily

@piasterisk81 THAT’S RIGHT THAT’S RIGHT OP81 WDC INCOMING 🫡

OSCAR PIASTRI MENTION I KNOW THATS RIGHT OFFICIAL WENDIGOON UPDATES😌↕️😌↕️

@StungDog haha this is a common misconception! his wife is incredibly intelligent and a doctor, whereas i’m not real

Wendigoon has just spent five minutes planning his next video, so as a reward for working so hard he’s pulling up an hour long video essay on deep sea gigantism

Wendigoon’s next video will be entirely comprised of false information but the subject matter will be so niche that you’ll believe every word

@Wendigoon8 is that the unabomber

@DrDerpyy you gotta help me man

@wendigoonupdate ? what

@lostgaywitch it’s me!

@wendigoonupdate Is this the cashier speaking or the cia employee that’s been assigned to him since the jfk video?

Wendigoon dropped his wallet at the Walmart checkout and now he’s frantically trying to stuff individual pieces of cereal back inside while the cashier watches on in horror