Chase widmer

things ppl in small towns do for fun: - drive around - bonfires - eat at the same 3 restaurants - drive around a lot more - go to nearby towns that are bigger - talk shit - call their friends to see if they’d like to drive around

@hannah_beenken Trump 2020 @colewidmer11

how can you rationalize voting for trump after this piss poor performance

13 people in Iowa have corona virus. Everyone in Iowa goes crazy*

We can’t be that upset about Pelosi ripping up the speech. We’ve all done some pretty stupid stuff when we are drunk...

Is it just me or does Pelosi look like a corpse?

If you have a fishhook on your hat you are the ultimate kind of country “tuff”.

Snows in Iowa. *Everyone forgets how to drive

@brian_butler80 Look who’s famous now.

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New month New me. Yeah until tomorrow when someone pisses me off.

Anyone else miss School Lunch? Me neither.

Anyone else think high school was really hard and then get to college and not have a clue what to do? Yeah same.

@realDonaldTrump: Build that MF wall! @KianMcKeag: Sir yes sir.

@Gorsch_95 @brooke_coffman_ She wants to swim with me alright 😉

if i don’t go to the Bahamas and swim with pigs in my lifetime i’ll be so sad

@brooke_coffman_ Never stole a tweet

@widmer_chase at least i actually came up with it rather then stealing them from other people’s twitters 🤔

In honor of @colewidmer11 last night here at the Depot Express #depotbrothersforlife

If the feelings are mutual in a relationship, shouldn’t the effort put into it be equal?

@burrshayna Oh?

Heard Luke Bryan is coming to the state fair... Get ready for fake country girls in flannels short shorts and boots that have never seen dirt.

When living life in the fast lane, don’t forget to stop and take detours for sightseeing. #livinglifeinthefastlane