William James

well it’s the sentiment that counts

You’ve got some shit on your nose, Pam.

@DrinkAriZona Diabetic alcoholics

who asked for this

@DrinkAriZona You’re the type of company to pull an April Fool’s the day after. Please let this be real. don’t ruin my dreams.

this isn’t a prank we are in the coffee biz

Tulsi Gabbard is avoiding second-story windows.

@PressSec @RapidResponse47 “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

Democrats and the left-wing media are dishonestly taking President Trump’s comments out of context. President Trump was talking about the importance of stopping the scams and rooting out the billions of dollars in fraud in these vital programs that elected Democrat officials have allowed to happen. President Trump's record proves he will always protect and strengthen Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid. The President proudly signed the Working Families Tax Cuts, which eliminate taxes on Social Security benefits for nearly all seniors and bar illegal aliens and other ineligible individuals from fraudulently receiving Medicare and Medicaid benefits. The Trump economic agenda will continue to lower costs and make everyday life more affordable for hardworking American families.

@WhiteHouse @POTUS You won the last election and Republicans currently hold a trifecta. What fraud?!

STRENGTHENING AMERICA'S ELECTION INTEGRITY 🇺🇸 Without honest and fair elections, we do not have a nation.

@Polymarket Meanwhile, everyone lost their collective minds when “liberal, socialist” NYC mayor Bloomberg wanted to limit the XXL-size sodas his term

JUST IN: Food stamps can no longer be used to buy "junk food" in Texas.

@nypost Trump saying someone - literally, anyone - should be sued is just a regular Thursday

Trump urges Erika Kirk to 'sue their a- off' after being mocked by Druski in viral whiteface skit trib.al/EkuuYRM

Walked by a homeless guy last night "Please, I haven't eaten in 3 days. Can you buy me dinner?" I could hear the pain in his voice. He wasn't asking for money to buy drugs or beer. He needed food. Plus we happened to be right in front of a pizza place. Went in and got him a small pizza. He thanked me. I was walking away when I turned back and noticed something crazy: He threw the pizza away, then started asking the next person for food. Gave them the same sob story. Furious, I ran back to him. What the hell man? That's when I recognized him. It was Papa John himself. Pulling off a genius sales hack. No wonder he's a billionaire.

Unbothered by reality, Trump gives disjointed update on Iran war time.com/article/2026/0…

We know why you’re on this diet

@theliamnissan Feeling is mutual. Perhaps one of the only Republicans willing to find ways to work for his constituents, not just fellow party members.

I don't agree with most of his political positions, but Thomas Massie is a man of tremendous character.

@limitlesstack both medications are great. Armodafinil works well for me, but I know many who stick with modafinil.

modafinil is half armodafinil already. it's really good, but sleeping problems are much easier with armodafinil due to even higher half life. it's not about one being better though, its highly individual, some people benefit more from armodafinil genetically, for others modafinil is just as good.

modafinil is the best legal cognitive enhancer on earth and you can't change my opinion - enhanced executive function - improved working memory - 12+ hours of intense focus - improved decision making - decreased impulsivity - sustained stimulation - sharper reaction time - suppressed appetite - stable energy i have taken this 400+ times. the list does not change. not medical advice.

The latest Economist cover says it all.

@RapidResponse47 We are the only country in the world STUPID enough to allow everyone the “right” to bear arms.

@WhiteHouse Truly historic. The first sitting president to personally attend the oral arguments for the case he’s about to lose.

HISTORIC: President Donald J. Trump attends U.S. Supreme Court oral arguments on birthright citizenship, the first sitting president ever to do so.

@PeakPiece31 Luckily, it’s spring break, so you shouldn’t have any shortages

I am living adderall to adderall

JUST IN: Andrew Yang says the number of jobs eliminated by AI will be “many times higher” than the number of jobs it creates.