S.

@localdrain papa ki daant on voice mail 🥀

leaving a voice mail is a lost art

@Shinosuke_ji yawr🥀🥀

my elder brother's hair was hairing so my parents asked him to have a haircut and when he returned from the salon calling the new haircut ass, my mum started ranting on how he should focus on his career and dont pay attention to all this fashion shit🙏🏻🙏🏻(he earns over 20LPA 23yo)

@Abhimaniusingh_ lesgooo!

@witngloss I'm good chef

pav bhaji khani hai mujheee

@Shreyash_here makes sense makes sense

@witngloss jab fal ka naam biryani ho toh zaroor 😋

kabhi kabhi sabar ka fal meetha nahi biryani hota hai

love is not the scary part, lust is the one I’m more worried about

Eat-sleep-reels-repeat!

@boygotsleep lil lil is cuteeee

@witngloss lil lil bicep not those bhaalu bicep

Rio ji rehnedo

@boygotsleep yar seddd :(

@witngloss No i dont 🙏

@boygotsleep khilaooo

@witngloss Oyeee khaa leeee

@samayhehoon chup rha kar tu

@witngloss Accha

@OjasPatwardhan2 aajao sath mei khate

@witngloss Same😭😭😭

bring back the meritnation,doubtnut,brainly,toppers days🥀

@samayhehoon 😭😭😭

@witngloss Rupee jaisa hu

I'm jealous of guys getting worldcup jersey kit by their female besties or girlfriend I'm jealous

@samayhehoon @CJP_2029 @peta protein ke liye obvvvv

@witngloss @CJP_2029 @peta Khayegi?

A member of @CJP_2029 was shot down by me this morning I'm sorry @peta but I'll take down more

@samayhehoon kitna girega bhai 😭🥀

@witngloss Okay gayss now send