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@relatablehuyrrr I lie and go like every other normal person 😂

@wittyvaani Oh that's why you go solo 😂

My parents lol

My hot take: Pretty girls have chipped nails 😅

Sometimes I wish i could swap lives with my cat

There is absolutely nothing worse than having to show up at work on a Monday morning after a long weekend of attending a wedding, eating yummy food, and spending lovely time with cousins.

@Ankiii_i Inside a smoke room in a bar xD. Married to him now after 5 years 🫶🏾

For those in genuine relationships, where did you meet your partner? I wanna know the source

MEN ARE DISGUSTING. THEY BURP THEY SNEEZE THEY FART SO LOUD AND THEY STINK AND HAVE NO SENSE OF HYGIENE. (Again not all men pls)

Late to the scene, but I just finished Norwegian Wood, my first Murakami novel, and it was an incredible journey. It evoked emotions unmatched by any movie or show. I’ve been listening to The Beatles’ song on repeat and craving Japanese food out of melancholy.

My best friend’s younger brother, an Electronics & Computer Engineering student at VIT Chennai, is struggling to pay tuition after his father’s passing. He has 2 years left, but fees (~₹7-8L/yr) make it uncertain. Pls donate/share to help: ketto.org/fundraiser/hel… 🙏"

Dominique Pelicot, French man who drugged+raped his wife, brought men from the internet to rape her, filmed the rapes, plus drugged, raped, photographed his unconscious daughter, was found guilty. This is the rapist. Show him. Stop using his wife’s picture to report his crimes.

@oocsitcoms Brooklyn 99

WHAT TV SHOW HAD THE BEST HALLOWEEN EPISODE(S)???

Chennai's air is thick with smoke, roads are littered with firework waste, and each burst harms our health and the planet. It's getting really concerning cuz people have gone crazy with the bursting this time.

After nearly 5 years, I’ve started using wired earphones again, and it feels amazing. But every time I plug them into my phone, I accidentally turn on the Bluetooth instead! 😄 I guess it'll take a bit of time to get used to it again.

The real size of things ~ A Thread🧵 1. If Saturn were as close to Earth as the Moon, this is what it would look like:

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My Instagram feed is suddenly full of Twilight saga reels and posts and I lowkey hate how much i love it lmao 😂

Lights did not guide me home and #Coldplay did not fix me 😕

@coldplay I'm currently in queue at 229,002 for the January 21st show. Please add 3 more shows, I might then have a chance to see you! #ColdplayMumbai #BookMyShow