Ben Wright

Tiger and John arriving at the Master’s today. 🤣🤣🤣

@3YearLetterman @TheMasters There’ll never be a non-American that challenges Joey Chestnuts reign.

@TheMasters Disgusting - only Americans should be allowed to win games we literally invented

@3YearLetterman I can’t help him, nor spare him a thought. I’m too caught up in the @catturd2 Bar Fight Victim Benevolence Fund cases right now.

Won’t anyone think of the Grifter Industrial Complex anymore?

@3YearLetterman The hospital administrator requested him to park the Taurus in-front of the the ER doors as an example of what young doctors may be able to afford if they stick to the profession for a decade or two.

I had to put a male nurse in his place today for being disrespectful to both me and America For years I’ve avoided doing the annual physical mandated by my work through a combination of threats to sue them over HIPPA violation and/or to beat up my boss. Unfortunately, I was told I’d be fired if I didn’t get it done this week so today I went to a doctor’s office for a physical After refusing to disclose any allergies or other health conditions on HIPPA grounds, they took me back for vitals and for height and weight. The male nurse, Jeffrey (no surprise there), asked me to get on the scale. I did “You weigh 75 kilograms,” he said. “What the hell did you just say?” I asked him. “That you weigh 75 kilograms. And there’s really no need for you to talk to me that way, Mr. Letterman.” “Well excuse me, Lord Cornwallis,” I replied. “But we stopped using the metric shitsem in 1776. So give me my goddamn weight in American measurements.” “Sir you need to calm down,” he said. “I’ll show you how I calm down,” I replied. I then knocked him into the blood pressure machine with a devastating downfield block and strode out of the doctor’s office with a determined look on my face I received a standing ovation

@NextRoundLive Very cool

NEWS: Jordan-Hare Stadium is set to host an International Friendly between Argentina and Iceland on June 9th. The game will be a part of the "Road to 2026 World Cup Tour", as North America will host the World Cup later in the summer. Superstar Lionel Messi is expected to play for Argentina.

@JohnCleese It’s obviously just nonsense.

Whattttttt ?!?!?!

@schadjoe European soccer and NASCAR fans who also like March Madness are fine with it, I’m sure.

Do you think a game a game or two more before 5 pm Eastern would have been better than games at 845 pm and 945 pm Eastern on Sunday night? Who thinks there should be a college basketball game tipping no earlier than 945 pm on a Sunday night?

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@ClayTravis It’s great! The walk off in PR was cinema! Hope Team GB can pull off a victory on Sunday and/or Monday.

The World Baseball Classic feels like it has truly arrived with this year’s tournament. Tons of fans in many countries are super engaged. It’s hard to start something new, but it feels significant now. Do you guys get that feeling too?

@GB_Baseball This one’s gone, oh well. Please sell GB Shirts with your profile pic logo, it’s 🔥🔥!

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🇬🇧 GAME THREAD 🇬🇧 🇬🇧🆚🇺🇸 The Redcoats will bat first #allinGB🇬🇧

The GB Family is forever 🇬🇧 This flag features all 497 Senior Team Players and 19 Managers - with British Baseball Hall of Famers in red - in our history, and will hang in our dugout every game. We are here because of you all. #allinGB

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@colecubelic Karoline Leavitt.

Does NCAA President Charlie Baker have the most thankless job in America? If not who does?

@3YearLetterman Grok had to work hard on this that thread. Really earned his keep.

I believe 6k plus replies might be a new record for me

@lufc_davet Was it for group stage or knockout? Applied for knockout game tickets and just hoping I haven’t heard cos they’re doing group games first.

World cup tickets in the random draw! 💪👌⚽️ 🎊

This is the way @NBCOlympics @peacock ! All the sport live! This is exactly what streaming should be about.

@RealSkipBayless Probably can’t see his Receivers

COME ON, JOSH, AT LEAST LET MAYE TRY TO THROW ON 2ND DOWN.

@3YearLetterman @truelovewaitsph @SixFlags Dale Partridge has oft listed ‘Dungeons and Dragons: Beginner Guide’ as ‘proudest wank’.

I think it’s high time we got #DalePartridgeFacts going. I’ll get us started: 1. Dale Partridge goes to Six Flags by himself 2. Dale Partridge leaves Bible verses instead of tips on restaurant bills 3. Dale Partridge wears a shirt in the pool

@finebaum Paul, you sound awful and the sniffing is not a good listening experience- take a sick day or two!

@RealSkipBayless Bold statement at half time. 🙄

Indiana is the most well-coached, perfectly-prepared college football team I have ever watched. Just an unbeatable MACHINE in all 3 phases. Oregon has no chance.