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Last night I dreamt that in the 2021 granny, I played my debut game. I felt worried because my nails were very long and I feared this would be cheating. Like most AFL rules, my nails were poorly umpired. I scratched my way to victory. Ambitious yet not impossible. a 5 year plan

@allthebestchamp Big news bar

@wrigleyspk crying

Hahahahahahaha but like if Melbourne don’t win a flag for another 60 years last year will be all worth it < 3

@allthebestchamp Cry

Bloody refs #matildas

This name and logo change may very well mean the end of my Twitter career

Finally swallowed my pride and asked Nick to teach me the rules of Cricket. He made me watch this first - an educational video: amp.abc.net.au/article/102467…

@jonesyboy_27 I read this in the sound of your voice and it has made me giggle

I kept saying “cruisy” in a work meeting before and I had to pull myself up on it and apologise to the team because that’s not an expression I use regularly am i ok

@poppinmicrowave No fking way

11. Vegetarian from Gisborne Peak Winery: Normally a fine enough slice (from an establishment previously run by family), this was served up to me with 1 week to go in Vegan Feb. Didn’t flag dietaries with Nana and Pa before event & hate waste, so took home and ate a week later 🍷

My 2023 Pizza Rankings 🍕(Jan-April). 🧵

That’s ok Melbourne can call this one a draw #afl

Perfect time to storm the Gabba

Footys back ! Slipped on a chip and stacked it down the stairs 🥰

It’s my birthday next week someone feed my guilty pleasure and take me to a Harry styles concert 🥹

Going home for the weekend to find out Barwon Heads has ANOTHER nick nack shop and NOT A NEW KEBAB SHOP SMH

Happy Tuesday commute to work! There’s inspectors on my tram :) <3

It’s not working

Good morning beautiful world (I chant to myself as the Sunday scaries hit me)

Time to buy some old school head phones

My after work commute routine: Walk to train Get on train Check that my wireless headphones have successfully connected Worry that they haven’t for 30 mins Continue to do sound checks for the entire trip Get off train Walk home Repeat

Wow I just found out So Fresh is an AUSTRALIAN THING !?!?!?