✨smoke mommy✨

back shots here

if the shoe fits wear it I guess 🤷🏼‍♀️

its sunny & 97° I am healed. no longer depressed!

i will never get over how easy it is to park this boat

@husbandfuck3r exactly 🫦

@wxfflestomp So you’re saying you may call it a……. unsettling parasocial niche girlie friend group perhaps????

im so sick of the parasocial bull shit that happens to me on this fucking app

@agentofchaos427 PERVERT (ilysm) 😂

@wxfflestomp … I wanna make a joke about churning butter translating to giving handjobs but-

tell your friends about your amish ancestry ONE TIME!!!!

@lovetogopee omg twinsss <3

@wxfflestomp hell yeah PA Dutch gang

his toes

yes, Im a man hater unless its my man. thats my princess, he can do absolutely nothing wrong in my eyes.

@mrsballs69 im a freaky lover girl but i still love my sleep, dont mess with my sleep!!!

dont settle & you too could have a man like this 💅🏻

oh ur mentally ill? join the fucking club.

my sleepy boy woke up to tell me my truck was built in japan & then went back to sleep 😭😂

@caitlin_mmm bring me one tooo 😭

Bringing a second empty suitcase with me to South America and telling you it’s for souvenirs when it’s for this

i dont FEEL GOOD

@mrsballs69 cuddling watching tv? love it. when im trying to sleep??? pls dont

my sister calls me just to piss me tf off

my patience is being tested this evening 🥰

@katwgws AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA 😭😂😂😂

@wxfflestomp anyway the whole thing took like a year and it was very involved and my bit was my puppet came out and bounced around for like a minute and then at some point i shout "is that a cucumber?!?!?" in latin about someone's dick in their toga or whatever. really good.

my friends dont want to go on a sunrise hike with me.. they could just tell me they hate me & it’d hurt less than this