xandra

@LKill25 forget your morning xanax??? relax lmfaoaoooo

@xxandoll No shit. It's almost as if everything in life doesn't have a 2 way street. Slow ass girls like this are so funny, thinking they discovered something new, that's common sense 😂😂

men are so funny when they find out things are a two way street. idc if you find other chicks hotter than me. I find most dudes hotter than you too 😭

@angelicdeed like relax papi

@xxandoll men are always crashing out over jokes why are yall so emotional on here lmfao

@nickbignyc fuck does this even mean

@xxandoll You care so much it’s coming out of your pores

I was just describing a niche book series that I used to read as a kid to my sister and cannot seem to find and she said “I was literally on the phone with the Uzbek Embassy trying to get Mom’s birth records. I’ll find it.” lmfao

love a mf who stays in on 4th of july bc oh you’re really really #woke

sissy

take this L

i’m the grill master & everyone’s abt to eat this meat ! #happy4th

@angelicdeed lmfaoooooooooo

looking back laughing at the times I couldn’t stay sober or would call my mom crying to come and get me from work, etc etc like it wasn’t that deep girl chill omg

my ex is a faggot retard

Spoiled brats do have cancer placements actually. I’ll be here when yall are ready for that conversation

top reasons to do something: 1. funsies 2. spite

@angelicdeed being both at the right times is the sweetest spot

lately I have become intense. severe. harsh. my energy is fully flourishing. but I think I would like to discover my softness again; be sweeter

not dating to marry, not dating to separate, but a secret third thing (dating to enjoy being with a someone you're compatible with for as long as you both enjoy each other, no matter if that's months or years or the rest of your lives)

I love jeans