CAPTAIN RED ~☆

Well, now not only have I DEFINITELY made friends with my crew, but now I will DEFINITELY make friends on the Everything App! [CAPTAIN RED ~☆ HAS JOINED #PARODYTWT & #AMONGUSTWT] Excited to meet you all!

//any among us show gcs missing a red.... if so.....

Wow! Thanks Green, this is awesome! I'm sure you'll be the best MIRA captain someday too //HOW DID YOU DO THIS ON STRAWPAGE 🥹🥹🥹🥹 THIS IS AWESOME

I feel asleep at the controls because I listened to Yellow and Brown in their union quarters all night. This is SO going to HR

Guyfailure? Girlfailure? Theyfailure? All of the above?

//slowly getting to the red cosmetics im so excited 🤤🤤🤤🤤

@DoctorBlu3 👀

I will redo the parody chat, WHO WANTS TO JOIN THE NEW ONE?? (among us parody gc) //

@purpsamongus @CaptainRedsy 😢

@yourcaptainnred @CaptainRedsy whatever. youre never getting another one anyways.

100 followers gift. kiss number 1, i just need to find green next

I wish I'd brought a book with me the only thing I'm staring at for a while now is the damn wall

@purpsamongus @CaptainRedsy Oh of COURSE Purps! Heh, not if it bothers you! Hehehehe

@yourcaptainnred @CaptainRedsy yeah yeah. its what the people voted for. dont get too happy now.

I couldn't sleep last night because Lime wouldn't stop banging around in the vents! I don't even see the point because they weren't sleeping in the vents

@r3dimp0stor And I let my entire crew except Purple die! Not on purpose of course

@yourcaptainnred The only thing I did is that I killed a guy's girlfriend and got burned on lava right after

Well, now not only have I DEFINITELY made friends with my crew, but now I will DEFINITELY make friends on the Everything App! [CAPTAIN RED ~☆ HAS JOINED #PARODYTWT & #AMONGUSTWT] Excited to meet you all!

@r3dimp0stor Yes, yes, I was given the honor from MIRA!

@yourcaptainnred Yo,I am re- Wait,u are also RED and a CAPTAIN?!?!?!?!????

@Unp41dint3rrnnn @corvedder ?!

@corvedder @yourcaptainnred Hes so pathetic I want him

people need to give red more credit for being as pathetic as they are

my low effort camtain slop #amongus #amongusshow (alt in replies)

Hey, Red, the hugs weren't like that... #AmongUs #AmongUsShow #AmongUsFanart

@Iholdyellowdear 😠

i'm staring a fight club on the skeld. it'll be for one day only. don't tell red or orange.

Purple: I have been given NOTHING to work with! Red flying The Skeld: