Zenx👽

Remember: PRIDE will cost you EVERYTHING but leave you with nothing

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

Niggas was 25+ really telling me at 12 ion get no Pussy

HMRC when can we start expecting tax refunds please?

I mastered how to be alone, it's the horny part that be cooking me.

apple alarm want you to be unemployed

Summer 14’ had: "No Flex Zone" “Lifestyle” “Hookah” “Or Nah” “We Dem Boyz” “Loyal” “Trap Queen” “Recognize” “Hot Ni**ga ” “Multiply” “Na Na” “2 On” “I Don’t F**k With You” “Try Me” “Who Do You Love” “Tuesday” “0 to 100” “Seen It All” “Fight Night” God Plz Take Me Back

Just did 3 push ups. Might throw a truck at a nigga later, idk.

Btw I'm not saving your 3rd phone number. Get your life together.

How life feels after successfully digging yourself out the hole nobody knew you were in

‘Are you busy?’ Me: ‘No’ *Incoming video call*

back when uzi was beefing with his label and we got a amazing song from it

Don’t watch porn cuz u might waste the next LeBron James cuz u wanted to see Sara jay

If she leaves me to marry a rich man that is ready to settle down… She made the best decision of her life. But if I make money and decide to leave her because she is no longer my taste… I am ungrateful.

Cole fans are the most hardworking people in the world man. Imagine having to pretend this is a classic album.

Not even gon shit on that Cole album. He made that for somebody out there it just ain’t me

People who upload menu photos to the google maps listings of restaurants are the backbone of society.

The whole of France would hear me scream right there and then

Imagine I studied ALL NIGHT for an exam I had the next day, took a nap, and my Apple alarm didn’t even ring 🤦🏾‍♂️ man FUCK you Apple

u gotta be a strong mf to wake up broke & just lay yo broke ass there