Stevie Zero

@PrivateIncome @vjajanssen1982 @MatthewWielicki You think this isn’t true when clearly it is… What are your climate science qualifications or experiences?

Here’s the full explanation. You’re welcome. This method of ‘averaging‘ is more scientifically illiterate than it appears. Temperature is an intensive property: it cannot be added or averaged. Ie if you took a glass of water at 10ºC and added it to a bath of water at 50ºC, you would not get a 60ºC bath of water. The change would be barely measurable.
That is because temperature does not reflect relative volumes. However even using the Met office’s method for a bath and glass of water average you would get 10+50 = 60÷2 = 30ºC. Which is also clearly nonsense. A further absurdity of their rigorous science is that the claim of ‘average temperature’ is scientifically illiterate.
 Temperature is an intensive property, like density. It does not matter how much of it there is, it does not change. Ie if you add 10°C to 10°C you still get 10°C, not 20°C.
Because an intensive property cannot be added, it cannot be averaged.
 Any derived figure is merely a statistic. This is because a measurement of temperature is not a measurement of quantity. Ie if you have a bath of water at 25°C, and a cup of water at 5°C, their ‘average’ temperature would be some amalgam between the two, and entirely different if their temperatures were swapped. Frightening to think that a scientific absurdity is the basis for nearly all the models they use to alarm us.

Look at this map. –55 °C in Siberia. +45 °C in Australia. At the same time. On the same planet. And I’m supposed to believe that averaging this into a single number called “global temperature” tells me something physically meaningful? That’s not climate science... that’s statistical abstraction dressed up as reality. There is no such thing as a global temperature in the way people intuitively understand temperature. Temperature is local. It depends on latitude, season, altitude, oceans, clouds, circulation, land cover, and time of day. Averaging wildly different thermodynamic regimes into one number erases the very physics that control climate in the first place. You can calculate a global mean. You can plot it. You can build policy around it. But don’t confuse a mathematical construct with a physical state of the planet. No ecosystem experiences the global average. No human lives in the global average. No storm, drought, heatwave, or cold snap is driven by the global average. The obsession with a single number exists for one reason: it’s easy to message, easy to scare with, and easy to regulate.

@PrivateIncome @vjajanssen1982 @MatthewWielicki I’m trying to find a full sentence which is true and not tautological in your original comment. Can you find one 👀

@zero_stevie @vjajanssen1982 @MatthewWielicki Which part are you struggling with Princess?

@PrivateIncome @vjajanssen1982 @MatthewWielicki This is the most dumbass comment I’ve read all week.

Average temperature can’t be calculated Tubbs. Temperature is an intensive property: it cannot be added or averaged. Ie if you took a glass of water at 10ºC and added it to a bath of water at 50ºC, you would not get a 60ºC bath of water. The change would be barely measurable. That is because temperature does not reflect relative volumes. However even using the Met office’s method for a bath and glass of water average you would get 10+50 = 60÷2 = 30ºC. Which is also clearly nonsense. You’re welcome.

@Callum68778388 Thanks for the info!

@zero_stevie @K_lufc1919 @Itshaber @thfclukee @metpoliceuk Dual carriageway mate, the point was it’s not the correct way to drive when it’s safe to make progress at the appropriate speed

Convinced people have no clue how to drive on motorways 😭 Just done 3 hours basically in the fast lane because the middle lane is full of traffic people doing 60mph so I’m overtaking constantly 🙃

@Callum68778388 @K_lufc1919 @Itshaber @thfclukee @metpoliceuk Failed on your test for doing 58 on a motorway when there you aren’t allowed on the motorway during your test is quite the head scramble. Could it be that you have made this up 🤷‍♂️🤭

@K_lufc1919 @Itshaber @thfclukee @metpoliceuk You can be failed on your test for going less than 58 for a prolonged period of time. So 60 can definitely be considered as crawling. You’re meant to find the appropriate speed near the limit. Going slowly can be just as dangerous as speeding

@Itshaber I hope you start to feel better soon.

@philmcnulty Nobody has full confidence in non-VAR games but you somehow accept that. No joy left in the game but you carry on watching 👀 Let’s go back to this: “Ovrebo had a shocker and proved wholly inadequate to take control of a game…” bbc.co.uk/blogs/philmcnu…

Can anyone really have full confidence in a system that takes so long to decide whether a goal is legitimate? Even the officials looked unconvinced by it all. Sucking the joy out of the game. bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

@paul_bower @neilinlevy @LevyCllrs @MCC_Levenshulme @ManCityCouncil @bevcraig It’s a common problem that’s entirely preventable. x.com/zero_stevie/st…

@neilinlevy @LevyCllrs @MCC_Levenshulme @ManCityCouncil @bevcraig What will be the point in having an accessible train station if you can’t even access the pavement to the train station? This was from today

Stockport Road, Levenshulme For years residents have been asking @LevyCllrs @MCC_Levenshulme and @ManCityCouncil to tackle this pavement parking from businesses, with little success. The poorly placed bollards failing to stop vehicles driving on pavements, need fixing. @bevcraig

@andydaviesref @philmcnulty Are the rules/protocols the same?

@zero_stevie @philmcnulty It’s the Premier League’s system

How to make football a joyless affair. Ridiculous.

@andydaviesref @philmcnulty It wasn’t a PL game.

PM - Football doesn't like what it doesn't understand and last night is a good example of such. However, the questioning should be guided to the premier league as to why their system ( Semi-automated Technology ) has failed - again! with SAOT active O/S would have been given in under 30 secs - On-Field Review completed within 90 secs and no-one would be discussing today.

@JoelCressman Wh is deemed a “creative move”?

Creativity is still rare, even in elite players. Even with pros, few actions were actually creative. Out of over 3500 actions, only 14 were rated creative. Creativity is hard to achieve. It takes special training and thoughtful word choice to develop.

Sports scientists analyzed the effect of small-sided games vs. 11-on-11 training On the creativity of pro soccer players. Here’s what they found:

@SarcasticForest Watching it is pointless but carping on about something you no longer watch isnt. Got it 👌

Watching football is pointless now. Can never celebrate a goal because we have to wait while they spend 10 minutes looking for a reason to disallow it. I cancelled sky sports in the summer and I haven't missed it once. Such a shame that the sport been ruined by VAR. #NEWMCI

@HLTCO Stadiums haven’t become silent when the ball goes in the goal. Can’t celebrate 🤭

Whilst there’s no way of putting the genie back in the bottle, there is absolutely no doubt that the match-going experience with VAR is total shite. You see a goal go in and can’t ever celebrate properly because at any moment a big “DU-DUMMMM!” comes over the speakers and you’re left with minutes of standing around in limbo waiting for a decision to be made with no idea of the process behind it.

@silvervexcebo I’m massively in favour of it. Regularly watch games without it too.

Insane that the premier league clubs had a vote to decide if we should scrap VAR and they decided to keep it. I don’t know anyone who’s really in favour of it. It’s not fit for purpose. Take us back to a simpler time…

@stephenwil54211 @ALANMYERSMEDIA I bet you watch it every week 🤭

@ALANMYERSMEDIA Thats riduculous ....i hate footy now

If ever there was an argument for ditching VAR this is it! 🙄

@stuartpykesport Bring back the shocking non-VAR decisions so that people can argue endlessly about that instead 💪 Who really cares about getting it right anyway 🤷‍♂️

Turned Newcastle v Man City off. Shocking VAR call from petty officials. Not the football I used to know and love.

@GillRaeWalker @ProfKarolSikora If they were deadly how did I survive?

@ProfKarolSikora I haven't forgotten that the jabs themselves were deadly, toxic and continue to cause harm in those who took them, mandates or not. If I, an medically unqualified person knew this in advance even of the roll-out, so should every single medic have known.

I haven't forgotten what was inflicted on Britain through lockdowns and vaccine mandates, and nor should you.

@ProfKarolSikora How many lives were saved by both?

@stitchnstab @ChrisMartzWX There’s an unsurprise. No evidence 👀

@stitchnstab @ChrisMartzWX All you need to do is show which climate experts were forecasting that it’d never rain again in California. Should be easy…

Ten years ago, climate experts stated that California's drought would last a century, maybe even forever. Today, the entire state is drought-free. Not even a patch is abnormally dry. And, the major reservoirs are averaging 131.4% of normal. So much for that botched forecast.

@Boi85Billy Oh really. There’s no chance it was a hypothetical question 🤭

@Boi85Billy There’s an orderly queue at the bar. Are you joining that?

Everyone ordering off the app , be a real man and order at the bar ffs