novacane

why am i suddenly getting edtwt tweets on my feed get this shit out of my face

I hate certain stops on the bus. Wtf do you mean you're getting off here bro are you fucked in the head

don’t really feel like washing my face tonight, so i’m going to pretend to fall asleep on the couch. the body protects you from acne when it thinks you didn’t do it on purpose.

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You don't appreciate how incredibly hard it is to use the extremely limited English vocabulary creatively when you grew up with proper Slavic profanities.

I hate taking online personality tests cause it just feels like this every time

actress so good that vince gilligan literally wrote the role for her after working with her on bcs. she signed on without reading a script and has since won a critics choice and golden globe (+ more). she’s also the frontrunner for this year’s emmy, and pluribus has become apple tv’s most streamed show. so yeah… rhea seehorn… that’s what you call perfect casting

i be on the "make yourself extremely mad for no reason" app wondering why im mad as fuck for no reason

SHOTS FOR TENS FREEDOM

IVE NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME! TEN IS FINALLY FREE!!!

like people say this about idols all the time but i feel like mark is one of the only ones it actually applies to

literally changed the course of kpop on his first day on the job mark lee you will always be famous

check on your nctzens moots…. they just lost their queen elizabeth

this is worse than fucking disbandment what the fuck

mark leaving nct is literally jesus leaving the bible what the fuck

i sympathize when i see people posting incredibly banal dating app screenshots on here bc like. these are things that you send to friends. they’re posting them publicly because they don’t have close friends.

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i love saying poland is either eastern european or central european based on whatever fits the agenda i wish to spread at the moment

They’re pissing me off at the pissing me off factory

wait until the english speakers find out about our other iconic phrases like "dressed like a rat for the grand sewer opening" "free is a fair price" "for free even vinegar is sweet" "looks like shit, and tastes even better" "place where dogs bark with their asses"