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jacob mitchell
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"its probably one of those drunk doctors. how theyre always crashing their plane, you know?"
Willamette Valley, Oregon, USA Se unió Eylül 2022
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🚨 WOW! Assistant AG for Fraud Colin McDonald just revealed Tim Walz is using TAXPAYER DOLLARS to SUE the federal government to BLOCK investigations into fraud
Yet ANOTHER reason federal funds should be FULLY FROZEN in MN
Walz is using OUR money to cover up THEFT of our money
h/t @GuntherEagleman
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fuck @jackblack THREE TERM TRUMP!!!
School of Rock amazon.com/gp/video/detai…
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Based on your birth month,
what is your new Kurt Russell job?
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@IndianaFever @StVincentIN Half Time Report Card:
CC: A-
AB: A-
KM: A-
SC: B+
MH: C
MB: B
RJ: B+
SK: B
DD: C
MT: A-
TH: B
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what a PASS from Caitlin Clark to Makayla Timpson for the AND-1 😤
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the @IndianaFever are on a 18-2 run. maybe its 20-2. i didnt keep count, which was last 16-2.
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One token for Two songs...
What are you playing?
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@ULTRA_MAJESTY fried chicken is serious business. especially for.... colorful folks.
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Man rams into fire truck for blocking him in at Bojangles, police say
Road raging over a fire truck is a whole new level of crazy
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Renegade is going to get 2nd. Thank me later
NBC Sports@NBCSports
THE 152ND KENTUCKY DERBY IS HERE! 🐎🌹 📺: NBC and Peacock
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ive had to watch this team nigeria crap three times now.
Nigeria National Team vs. Fever amazon.com/gp/video/detai…
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the only people that refer to stand up comedy as an art are comedians. so that term is based out of ego and self. a bunch of drunk MFs at a bar (thats what a comedy club is, right? a bar) calling each other artists. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
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i was the class clown all thru school. a fucking SUPERARTIST. im up there with motherfucking picasso.
jacob mitchell@503DOLLARFIVE
seinfeld could be called a "performing art". as bullshit as that term is. stand up comedy is just talking. guys that crack jokes arent artists.
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seinfeld could be called a "performing art". as bullshit as that term is. stand up comedy is just talking. guys that crack jokes arent artists.
jacob mitchell@503DOLLARFIVE
stand up comedy is not an art. its entertainment. seinfeld isnt art. whats the difference?
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halfcourt shot contest ended up in a shoot-off 👀
first win for Raven Johnson 🔥
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stand up comedy is not an art. its entertainment. seinfeld isnt art. whats the difference?
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@Sassafrass_84 im not claiming to have secret information, but my theory on some of this deceit is that its put out so that when people look back at recorded history on the internet, it will LOOK like they were on the right side.
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Pocahontas is once again lying. I am so sick of Congress saying one thing and doing another while blaming President Trump. At what point do we the people hold Congress itself in contempt?
Lying to the American people should be illegal. Agree?!
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