Kevin Abigan (Parody)

One of those nights you want to jump off a building

If Ulberg was fighting Jon, I can guarantee you Carlos will never walk again. 😂

Voy a decir algo: Es más atractivo ver una mujer en ropa interior que sin ropa

If Will Smith started beating her ass, I'd have his back.

Cuando intentas platicar con la 10/10 pero solo contesta “JAJAJA” “Ok”, y mejor te rindes:

Never lose faith guys, maybe the woman of your life hasn’t been born yet.

It’s been 24 hours and Israel Adesanya has still not publicly congratulated Carlos Ulberg. They don’t follow each other on IG anymore. Biggest anime betrayals 💔🥀

Women are actually far more ruthless and superficial about status than men are. If a guy is short, makes average money, and drives a regular car, most women will treat his existence like he is completely invisible, no matter how incredible his character is. But the second a wealthy, tall man treats them like a temporary option, they run to the internet crying that "good men don't exist." They exist in abundance; you just swipe left on them because they don't match your Pinterest aesthetic.

Where are the men who like being tied up and milked

If she’s not sucking your dick , you’re not the man she’s submissive to.

Can I handcuff you to a chair & jerk you off?

Justin Bieber at Coachella

Ion want no bitch built like a Hitmonlee

If she doesn’t let you throat fuck her she doesn’t love you 😂🤏🏻🍆

Getting fingered + getting my titties sucked at the same time >>

Dick is a fair exchange for some pussy, where did all this money thing come from...you are all fucking losing me!!!!💔

No one cares about a big stage full of backup dancers, fancy clothing and genuinely annoying faces. Justin Bieber gave everything I wanted from his performance. He sang his new stuff and still gave us the old bangers with a personal touch. Only haters disliked it, bum.

I’m sorry you’re just not going to convince me this is bad lol. This is the definition of full-circle. Look at how far doing covers in his living room as a child took him.

Padrao de beleza masculino: >dieta >treino pesado >dor >disciplina >dedicação e esforço Padrão de beleza feminina: >Só não comer como uma porca

a good blowjob should include rimming

How u a hoe and can’t suck dick