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@marklevinshow Well as the saying goes "All's fair in love and war." ol' boy!

Iranian regime targeting holy sites in Jerusalem

@ChrisCuomo eat shit Fredo

Where is your empathy for the victims of your algorithm?

@marklevinshow Knock it off fellas

Well said

@valuetainment Allow for me to perform for you complimentary sucky-sucky Donald-san

Japanese Prime Minister Takaichi Sanae: "I firmly believe that it is only you, Donald, who can achieve peace across the world."

@valuetainment Primo masturbation fodder for the fellas at Valuetainment

Benjamin Netanyahu: "First of all, I am alive, and you are all witnesses to this."

@SIRIUSXM @smerconish

Underrated, but appreciated! 💐 Shine a light on them in the comments.👇

@metalinjection 🤣 Next they'll write a song about losers that still say "Dunks".

EXTINCTION A.D. Dunks On The Losers At ICE With New Song "Thaw" metalinjection.net/new-music/exti…

@WilkowMajority They lost by scoring fewer runs than Venezuela

How the "F" did Team USA lose to Venezuela? I mean isn't Team USA basically an all star team from the MLB? We invented the game!

@news5wcyb No matter what's cookin the kitchen probably always smells like fish 😏

Hard Rock leaders say Bristol is home to the only Hard Rock Cafe in the U.S. with an all-female culinary team of chefs and sous chefs. They are led by Head Chef Thunder Van Riper.

@theguesswho ok

Let us know if you'll be joining us on the road this year.

@jimmy_dore Lindsey Graham is not your stereotypical happy gay, he is quite an angry gay.

Senator Lindsey Graham’s bloodlust over the Iran war has gotten so unhinged, even Megyn Kelly is calling out his sadistic, genocidal mindset. Kelly to Graham: “No one elected you as our commander-in-chief. Shut the f**k up. Get off the national scene. You’ve disgraced yourself and endangered our troops long enough.” ​ “Lindsey Graham sounds like a Nazi general the day before Hitler killed himself… it’s like we’re all dudes in a bunker together and I’m keeping our spirits up.” youtu.be/CpUNYhNqXq8

@news5wcyb Oh my gosh if @WCYB_DavidBoyd had worn green today we could have seen his penis on live TV 😮

Happy St. Patrick's Day! David Boyd shows you why meteorologists on television don't normally wear green.

@smerconish Man Smerc ol' boy...Richard Clarke looks like someone tried to clone you but they got some contamination in the DNA and he came out looking a little "off". 🤣

Former White House Counterterrorism Adviser Richard Clarke answers, "If Trump were to call..." WATCH: youtu.be/23ixnDhpNk4?si…

@metalinjection Damn. Sungabuggus will never be the same after this.

SANGUISUGABOGG Splits With Longtime Guitarist CEDRIK DAVIS metalinjection.net/news/breakups/…

@SIRIUSXM @piperdotally enough of that

This St. Patrick’s Day, @piperdotally is showing us that bagpipes can rock! 🤘☘️ Catch her full performance: sxm-web.app.link/e/AllyThePiper…

@wolfblitzer The tie is green, the suit is so Black

I don’t often wear a green tie but I always try to on St. Patrick’s Day.

@theblaze You guys got your marching orders to try and discredit and slander him yet?

Joe Kent resigns from Trump admin, says Israel forced US into Iran conflict dlvr.it/TRXmGl

@AClockworkToad If you think sweat, tons of practice, and a river of beer is Magic, then yeah; Thank you kindly! We just call it BS.

@wolfblitzer @PamelaBrownCNN Did you share the footage with her of you calling the Hurricane Katrina victims "So poor and so Black." ?

My good friend and co-anchor ⁦⁦@PamelaBrownCNN⁩ and I are now in our second year as a team in “The Situation Room.”

#nowplaying @realBSaints