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Blocking faceless accounts that are desperate to argue gives me a hardon fr. Even better that they can still see my posts when they know I couldn't give a fuck about theirs 😂

@OfficialFPL Ive had O'Reilly, Donnarumma and Haaland pretty much all season. Had semenyo when he was a Bournemouth player but had to transfer out

Which Man City players are essential picks for you, #FPL managers? 🤔

@kultureviral @Footballtweet He doesn't, he was at Hull the year Leicester won

@Footballtweet Bro might become a premier league legend Remember he has a league title 😎

📝 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗘: Harry Maguire has signed a new contract at Manchester United until 2027, with an option of another year. 🗣️ Maguire: “Representing Manchester United is the ultimate honour. It is a responsibility that makes myself and my family proud every single day. “I am delighted to extend my journey at this incredible club to at least eight seasons and continue to play in front of our special supporters to create more amazing moments together. “You can feel the ambition and potential of this exciting squad. The determination throughout the whole club to fight for major trophies is clear for everyone to see and I am confident that our best moments together remain ahead of us.”

@Shibasawafan236 @UnkillableSoull @PicturesFoIder L for you and massive skill issue being born in a 3rd world shithole jajajajajajajajajajaja

@AD3N @UnkillableSoull @PicturesFoIder i think you're a retard

Current price of oil in the Philippines

@UnkillableSoull @PicturesFoIder In the uk this is basically what we've been paying for years anyway

@PicturesFoIder Like 10 bucks a gallon 👀

@Pirat_Nation Someone who tweets for them regularly capitalises every word in the tweet, it's fucking infuriating how dumb the people in charge of that account are

Variety used the Rockstar games logo instead of Rockstar drinks

If you laugh you’re going to hell

@yeunrlsd No longer uninspired

YE & LAURYN HILL WORKING ON I CAN'T WAIT

Crazy that when you're a kid and you heard someone talking about politics all the time you thought they were really smart but when you're an adult and the same happens you just know they're dumb as shit

@RealDrewAdkins @EndWokeness I believe the collective noun for monkeys is a troop

@EndWokeness Large gatherings of animals.

Chicago Mayor Johnson demands that we call teen mobs "large gatherings" instead

@ladbible NOT THE HONORARY DOCTORATE

Scott Mills facing another blow after being fired from BBC for 'personal conduct' #Echobox=1775310623" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">ladbible.com/entertainment/…

@TouchlineX Legendary sister shagger

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Chelsea legend Oscar has announced his retirement from football! 👕 556 games 🌟 339 G/A ⚽️ 136 games 🅰️ 203 assists 🏆 16 trophies

@TouchlineX Dele Alli shagged her btw

📸 - Pep Guardiola telling his daughter he will go to the dressing room to prepare half time tactics for the team.

@CVLD_VORLD @reddit_lies This originated as a 4chan greetext, it's years old

Porn-addict redditor contemplates the purpose of having a daughter.

@ag081yh @MansoorCh18 @TouchlineX Internationals count for about 1/5th of a players legacy, by your logic giroud should be number 1 on this list

@AD3N @MansoorCh18 @TouchlineX Gotze? No. But he’s certainly better than Henry was for France.

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Top 10 French players of all time.

@ag081yh @MansoorCh18 @TouchlineX Ok so is Mario Gotze the best German player of all time?

@AD3N @MansoorCh18 @TouchlineX Henry never scored a goal in a final and wasn’t decisive for France

@MansoorCh18 @TouchlineX I believe he will surpass Zidane given time tbh, I love watching him play

@AD3N @TouchlineX Mbappe already has more trophies plus he’ll win la liga & UCL surely just wait a bit

@adisa_ace @TouchlineX The only player there that truly won everything at club and international level as well as a puskas, giroud deserves so much more respect than he gets

@TouchlineX How will you put france all-time highest goal scorer at No 9?

@MansoorCh18 @TouchlineX Henry won the champions league, la Liga and is an invincible, mbappe has won nothing worthwhile at club level

@TouchlineX How Henry is ahead of mbappe ??? Mbappe crossed his legacy international and club both. Benzema ahead of Henry too

@kanyewest Ye, I still haven't had my Yeezy slides that I ordered in November, c'mon bro 😭

@ShitpostGate Did you know bloodborne was actually released closer to the birth of HP Lovecraft than today?