dumb bitch club

@RTRSPodcast Will it be restocked today?

@AgentCoolson Never know

The Rights To Ricky Sanchez Black Friday t-shirt (and beanie) sale and restock is on. 30% off all Friday. Let's hope it works because this is scheduled. If it doesn't we'll figure it out. crackedbellphl.com/collections/ri…

you know what beach boys yeah it would be fucking nice

not doing shit feeIing because anxious i feeI because I'm anxious not doing shit 🤝 me

Omg

ngl this is not wrong

no no i am not "procrastinating" i am simply "trying to work up the courage to work on this thing that i am terrified of screwing up because i hate myself" what dont u understand

zeus and poseidon: -literal assholes -rapist -pretty fucking stupid hades: -really chill -goth icon -likes dogs -probably picking flowers bc he misses his wife -loves his wife -the only problematic thing he’s done was killing a dude (who actually needed to die)

be a bad bitch but a good person

to me the most cursed “tik tok” is the passage of time itself

my 2 month old: i cant sleep daddy i’m afraid of frankenstein me: haha dont you mean frankenstein’s monster my 3 month old: i do not. personally i find unethical and irresponsible scientific practice far more terrifying than any physical being and so should you

nice joke bro now i’m insecure

If I’m ever shot and killed by a domestic terrorist while doing something as day-to-day as shopping, you have my written permission to please politicize it.