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Agent Self FBI™

@AgentSelf99b

The original Agent Self FBI ™. (FBI is a parody) political analyst and commentator… and sometimes satire.. and jokes.

Utah, USA Se unió Mart 2026
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The Misfit Patriot
The Misfit Patriot@misfitpatriot_·
In case you didn’t know. Podcastistan didn’t just randomly change their opinions about Trump and MAGA. They’re being paid a fuck ton of money for their new opinions about Trump and MAGA.
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Agent Self FBI™
Agent Self FBI™@AgentSelf99b·
How many times have we won the war against Iran now? I lost count.
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The Misfit Patriot
The Misfit Patriot@misfitpatriot_·
I don’t know who needs to hear this but if a “journalist” is also moonlighting as a terrorist, you can kill them.
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Agent Self FBI™
Agent Self FBI™@AgentSelf99b·
Okay … okay. I forget, you’re half retarded. Let me dumb it down. Journalist’s don’t release the name of their source. That’s how journalism works. Sources from within the White House, as I already stated, told multiple outlets the same thing, and that was Trump called Bibi a fucking idiot and lashed out. If you want to a be a political commentator, and you want to have an opinion on a topic.. TRY READING what you’re going to opine on, before making your self look stupid.
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The Misfit Patriot
The Misfit Patriot@misfitpatriot_·
@AgentSelf99b Who, are, the, sources? It’s not a hard question, yet you still can’t fucking answer it. You’re acting like I didn’t read the fucking article but it seems like you didn’t. So, one more time. Who are the sources?
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Umer Farooq
Umer Farooq@FarooqUmer·
Trump: "Bibi, I'm the only thing keeping you out of prison and the world from hating you more." Netanyahu: nods politely, then does exactly what he wants anyway. Shocking turn of events. The guy who ignores everyone finally ignores Trump, too. Who could've predicted? How will the MAGA crowd react?
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The Spectator Index
The Spectator Index@spectatorindex·
BREAKING: Axios reports that Trump told Netanyahu in their latest phonecall, 'You’re f***ing crazy. You’d be in prison if it weren’t for me. I’m saving your ass. Everybody hates you now. Everybody hates Israel because of this.'
The Spectator Index tweet mediaThe Spectator Index tweet media
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Alex Cole
Alex Cole@acnewsitics·
1.8 billion fund for MAGA terrorists: FALED America 250th: FAILED Iran war/negotiation: FAILED Tariffs: FAILED End Ukraine war: FAILED Trump healthcare: FAILED Arrest Fauci: FAILED Lower Inflation: FAILED Adding Trump name to Kennedy memorial: FAILED! MAGAs are dumb af… with a b
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Katie Miller
Katie Miller@KatieMiller·
A Google image search of “white mother” returns images of white women with only black children. Google is peak woke.
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Agent Self FBI™
Agent Self FBI™@AgentSelf99b·
@misfitpatriot_ Multiple news agencies are reporting on it.. as the article said, direct sources from within the White House disclosed this information. That’s who the sources are as they said in the article that you should probably go read.
NewsWire@NewsWire_US

TRUMP FUMES AT NETANYAHU IN CALL ON LEBANON — AXIOS “You're f*cking crazy. You'd be in prison if it weren't for me. I'm saving your ass. Everybody hates you now. Everybody hates Israel because of this."

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Agent Self FBI™
Agent Self FBI™@AgentSelf99b·
@misfitpatriot_ It generally helps when you read an article before commenting your hot take on it. Try that next time then post about it… Go read it they explained it.
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Agent Self FBI™
Agent Self FBI™@AgentSelf99b·
@misfitpatriot_ “Sources” yeah, that’s usually how reporting works when reality doesn’t include a press release for your feelings
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One Bad Dude
One Bad Dude@OneBadDude_·
I would rather pass a kidney stone than celebrate pride month.
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Agent Self FBI™
Agent Self FBI™@AgentSelf99b·
@jackunheard I hear more about pride and gays from you idiots than I do the actual community..
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Jack
Jack@jackunheard·
LGBTQ: "All we want is to be treated equally." *force feeds an entire month of PRIDE down the whole world's throat*
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