
Agent Self FBI™
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Agent Self FBI™
@AgentSelf99b
The original Agent Self FBI ™. (FBI is a parody) political analyst and commentator… and sometimes satire.. and jokes.
Utah, USA Se unió Mart 2026
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@misfitpatriot_ “Source” trust me bro… right?
Show your evidence.
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For 18th time in 3 months.
Nobody believes this ass hole.
The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetter
BREAKING: President Trump says he thinks he will have a deal with Iran to extend the ceasefire and reopen the Strait of Hormuz "over the next week," per ABC News. Trump says there are still "a few more points" to get to for the deal.
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@misfitpatriot_ He’s as much chance at winning an election as Helen Keller does at winning a spelling bee.
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@misfitpatriot_ No shit captain obvious. Journalist don’t name their sources.
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@AgentSelf99b I read it, there are no sources named.
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Okay … okay.
I forget, you’re half retarded. Let me dumb it down.
Journalist’s don’t release the name of their source. That’s how journalism works.
Sources from within the White House, as I already stated, told multiple outlets the same thing, and that was Trump called Bibi a fucking idiot and lashed out.
If you want to a be a political commentator, and you want to have an opinion on a topic.. TRY READING what you’re going to opine on, before making your self look stupid.
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@AgentSelf99b Who, are, the, sources?
It’s not a hard question, yet you still can’t fucking answer it. You’re acting like I didn’t read the fucking article but it seems like you didn’t.
So, one more time. Who are the sources?
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@FarooqUmer @spectatorindex Because Trump is a fucking failure and a moron.
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Trump: "Bibi, I'm the only thing keeping you out of prison and the world from hating you more." Netanyahu: nods politely, then does exactly what he wants anyway. Shocking turn of events. The guy who ignores everyone finally ignores Trump, too. Who could've predicted? How will the MAGA crowd react?
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@acnewsitics @LePapillonBlu2 Many people don’t know that dumb ends with a b.
😂
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@misfitpatriot_ Multiple news agencies are reporting on it.. as the article said, direct sources from within the White House disclosed this information. That’s who the sources are as they said in the article that you should probably go read.
NewsWire@NewsWire_US
TRUMP FUMES AT NETANYAHU IN CALL ON LEBANON — AXIOS “You're f*cking crazy. You'd be in prison if it weren't for me. I'm saving your ass. Everybody hates you now. Everybody hates Israel because of this."
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@misfitpatriot_ It generally helps when you read an article before commenting your hot take on it. Try that next time then post about it…
Go read it they explained it.
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@misfitpatriot_ “Sources” yeah, that’s usually how reporting works when reality doesn’t include a press release for your feelings
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@OneBadDude_ No body is forcing you to celebrate it dumb ass.
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@jackunheard I hear more about pride and gays from you idiots than I do the actual community..
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