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Agent Self FBI™

@AgentSelf99b

The original Agent Self FBI ™. (FBI is a parody) political analyst and commentator… and sometimes satire.. and jokes.

Utah, USA Katılım Mart 2026
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Agent Self FBI™
Agent Self FBI™@AgentSelf99b·
@LarryJones Larry can’t read.. Everything Ed said here was fact. Speculation was rising. Go look up the definition of the word and report back, Larry.
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🇺🇸 Larry 🇺🇸
🇺🇸 Larry 🇺🇸@LarryJones·
Someone please tell me why Ed Krass is being allowed to profit off a post he knows was fake?
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C3@C_3C_3·
Want some truth? The Left was hoping we would fail getting the pilot out of Iran. They wanted a Black Hawk Down situation so they could use it to attack President Trump. Facts.
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Pro-America | Politics & Markets
I would have no problem voting for Pete Hegseth to be president of the United States. In fact, he reminds me more of Trump than anyone else.
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Doog
Doog@doogadoo11·
Yesterday was very revealing. Half of us were proud Americans praying for the successful rescue of our missing brother. The other half were giddy about the thought of President Trump being in the hospital and also hoping our missing brother would be captured by the enemy. Can we even coexist with these people anymore?
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Agent Self FBI™
Agent Self FBI™@AgentSelf99b·
@doogadoo11 Are you clutching your pearls… ? That’s pethetic. Trump literally said he was glad Muller is dead… spare us your selective outrage.
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Vince Langman
Vince Langman@LangmanVince·
"Open up the fucking Strait, you crazy bastards" 😂 Is this what you voted for?
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Agent Self FBI™
Agent Self FBI™@AgentSelf99b·
Two things can be true at the same time .. 1) It was a waste of money. The whole war is. 2) and… We are happy the flight crew was successfully rescued without further loss of life.. Trump put us in this situation.. don’t conflate criticism of the war with not supporting the rescue operation.
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Instead of celebrating one of the most incredible and courageous missions in military history, the Democrats are on X complaining that we blew up a couple helicopters. Saying it was a waste of money. These are the same people who have no problem with hundreds of billions of dollars in daycare and hospice fraud.
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Agent Self FBI™
Agent Self FBI™@AgentSelf99b·
“Winning”? Your guy just posted like a drunk uncle threatening a foreign country while randomly shouting “praise be to Allah.” Yeah… people aren’t “melting down.” They’re reacting to a sitting president sounding unhinged on the world stage. If that’s your definition of strength, no wonder you think chaos is leadership… grow up you child.
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
LOL!!! CNN and the Left are melting down over Trumps Truth Social post this am. WINNING!
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Gina Milan
Gina Milan@ginamilan_·
3 absolute badasses 🇺🇸🔥
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Gina Milan@ginamilan_·
For the record: Don’t ever fucking talk shit about Pete Hegseth again. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Missy in So Cal 𝄞𝄢 🇺🇸
Here is the photo of the honorable Colonel being rescued yesterday— God bless him— our soldiers are ALL doing God’s work! HAPPY EASTER! 🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻
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Agent Self FBI™
Agent Self FBI™@AgentSelf99b·
We’re at war with Iran, because Trump’s on Epstein’s list.
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Agent Self FBI™
Agent Self FBI™@AgentSelf99b·
@TimHannan Any guesses on what happens Tuesday? Ian doesn’t budge.. Trump made an excuse
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Tim Hannan
Tim Hannan@TimHannan·
Just die already.
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Liam Nissan™
Liam Nissan™@theliamnissan·
The last time I deactivated my account was because I got creepy DM's from Russian accounts. That ain't happening again folks. No fear.
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
🚨 These are the posts I voted for! “Open the Fcking Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell…” 🫳🏼🎤
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Agent Self FBI™
Agent Self FBI™@AgentSelf99b·
still recycling debunked propaganda…. The ‘$85 billion left to the Taliban’ is totally false (that was 20 years of funding for the Afghan army, not what was left behind), and the Pentagon proved years ago that zero official military K9s were abandoned in Kabul. You don’t need to use fake statistics to make a point about military success..
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Bad Hombre
Bad Hombre@Badhombre·
Trump orders two transport planes blown up so Iranians don’t steal and reverse-engineer our technology after a wildly successful rescue mission of two American pilots deep inside Iranian territory. Biden leaves behind $85 billion in military equipment to the Taliban and over 100 military K9s abandoned at Kabul airport during a disastrous withdrawal that killed 13 service members. Take a guess which one Democrats are calling a success.
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Agent Self FBI™
Agent Self FBI™@AgentSelf99b·
@Notwokenow Then show us on the left who said they didn’t want the crew rescued…I’ll wait.
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Kentucky Girl
Kentucky Girl@Notwokenow·
The left didn’t want the F-15E crew rescued. They didn’t want that win for us. They didn’t care about the lives of the crew or the rescue/extraction team. They wanted what they could spin as blood on Trump’s hands and turning Americans against Trump. The commie left is disappointed. Again.
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Ethan Levins 🇺🇸
Ethan Levins 🇺🇸@EthanLevins2·
It looks like the Americans rescued the pilot, but had multiple helicopters shot down. They had to all get in a single plane and abandon the rest (seen below destroyed) Still, what a heck of a rescue mission.
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Agent Self FBI™
Agent Self FBI™@AgentSelf99b·
Trump is demented.. he needs to be removed from office.
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