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@GuntherEagleman Did you forget Trump’s DOJ found nothing? 😂

President Trump just posted this… 🤣 The autopen scandal is real.

@GuntherEagleman It’s funny, when Trump posts AI slop, MAGA takes off their panties.

@Lynn52674523 That’s awesome. List your items you’re buying.

@AgentSelf99b Me and my dog can eat for a whole month on $150.

Here’s what about $86 got me at Costco: 1 case of Diet Mountain Dew, 2 jars of pickles, and 2 chuck roasts. Thought we were voting for affordability … turns out $100 barely gets you anything these days.. I remember when $100 in groceries were days of a decent dinner and lunch.. And housing isn’t any better. In my area, a decent 3-4 bedroom home with a 2-car garage runs $800k to over $1M. I’m not taking on a $4,500+ monthly payment just to raise a family. That’s not affordability.

Breaking: Loser, and horrible actor Kevin Sorbo is scared of pageant queens.

@ksorbs You sound be scared of this lol… you’re so pathetic

Miss Wayne County. This is America. What are we doing?

@GuntherEagleman How much did he pay you to post this?

Ken Paxton +6 votes from my immediate family today! Time to make a statement.

@TrumpDailyPosts Trump

What is the greatest threat to liberty in America?

@MrFreeze0f @krassenstein Triggered?

@krassenstein Hey, fuck face, if he’s senile, there is no definition to what you fucking are.

Our Senile president just accidentally posted a private email to a man named Mike publicly on TruthSocial. He apparently doesn’t know the difference between his own failing social media platform and email.

Posting Rasmussen like it settles the debate is weak. Even Rasmussen has Trump at 43% approve and 56% disapprove, while broader polling averages put him around 37-38% and Pew has him at 34%, so the real takeaway is simple: Trump’s approval is low, and he’s deeply underwater no matter how you slice it.. this isn’t a win.

JUST IN: Spencer is full of shit

@misfitpatriot_ Which side is worse? The pedophiles or the pandering Democrats?

“Both sides are the same, that’s why I’m voting for the side that’s worse.” ☝🏼 this is what some of you fucking retards sound like. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@chiky_handlr @LeeJohnson65 He’s trying so hard not to fall over

One of these weebles can’t stop the wobble.

Trump has spent the last three months saying Iran’s military was basically finished, the war was almost over, a deal was coming, the Strait of Hormuz was about to reopen, and then turning around to justify more attacks as “self-defense.” That only works if his own timeline means nothing. So here’s the scam: if Iran was already beaten, the war was nearly over, the U.S. had already won, and a peace agreement was basically done, then why were new strikes still being sold as urgent self-defense? His story changes every week, but the sales pitch never does: trust him now, ignore what he said five minutes ago? Let’s walk through what he actually said: Early March: Trump said the war would take “four weeks, or less,” then shifted to “four to five weeks.” March 20: He said the U.S. was “getting very close to achieving our goals” and was “contemplating winding down” military efforts. March 23: He bragged about “VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS” aimed at a “COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION.” March 24: He said the U.S. had “won the war,” and also claimed Iran wanted “to make a deal so badly.” March 30: He demanded: “Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately.” Or face consequences.. 😂 March 31 / April 1: He said the war could end in “two to three weeks,” said the U.S. would be out of Iran “pretty quickly,” claimed “complete regime change,” and said he was negotiating because Iran wanted to avoid more bombing. April 13–14: He said the war was “very close to being over” and “close to over.” May 18: He claimed there was “a very good chance” of an agreement and said the terms were “very acceptable” to the U.S. May 23: He said “An agreement has been largely negotiated,” and added that “the Strait of Hormuz will be opened.” May 24: He reversed again: “It isn’t even fully negotiated yet.” MAGA has two options here: either Trump was lying when he said Iran was finished, or he’s lying now when he says more escalation is necessary because of an imminent threat. There is no coherent version where all of his statements are true at the same time.. MAGA you’re idiots.

@Jen22Colorado @valleonardcomc1 🫶

I know I’ve been gone for months it’s been exactly 5. I quit my three worst habits. And I needed to disconnect to make that happen. I still will to a certain point. I hope you know I miss you and that I do care my friends.🫶

@RadioGenoa You know Muslim isn’t a race right?

This is Birmingham, second largest city in UK after London. Over 50% of residents are Black and Asian immigrants, making Birmingham not a white city anymore. Over 30% are Muslim, and this percentage will soon rise to 40%. A clear example of ethnic substitution.

@EdwardFrancisJ4 @The_FJC This is great

@AgentSelf99b @The_FJC You may find this interesting. I just posted it: nomoretrump.quora.com/DONALD-TRUMP-A…

Liberal responses to my posts today: MAGAt Retard Fuck you Die Idiot Liar Inbred Trump dick sucker Die, again You should be dead I hope you die You need to be ended I feel sorry for you And not a single cogent response or counter argument. Childish, petty & ignotant.

@durtyburd1984 Go discover a treadmill.

@AgentSelf99b Thanks retard

Blacks get a month... Homos get a week... Veterans and our dead get a DAY..... FUCK YOU!!!!!

@durtyburd1984 lol 😂 you’re a triggered little pussy

@C_3C_3 You’re an idiot..

Bernie Sanders is a total fraud… A multi-millionaire communist with 3 homes. House #1 Burlington, VT $700K-$800K House #2 Champlain Islands, VT $700K-$800K House #3 Washington, DC $700K-$800K Anyone that still falls for Bernie's act is a sucker. Bernie is the Oligarchy.