
Agent Self FBI™
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Agent Self FBI™
@AgentSelf99b
The original Agent Self FBI ™. (FBI is a parody) political analyst and commentator… #smokefleet
Utah, USA Katılım Mart 2026
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@GuntherEagleman And these no 300 ft gash, or gash at all.
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🚨 TRUMP ORDERS LINCOLN REFLECTING POOL DRAINED AFTER VANDALS TRASHED IT!
President Trump isn’t letting criminals destroy our national symbols. The historic pool was emptied to repair the floor ripped apart by vandals two weeks ago.
“We drained the beautiful reflecting pool to fix the scars and damage done, it will be back better than ever soon!”
Three lowlifes already charged with destruction of federal property. Taxpayers poured $14 MILLION into fixes this spring alone.
Time to protect what’s ours and stop the disrespect.
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@GuntherEagleman lol 😂 it just proves there’s no vandalism
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@Leah19519359 Ah ok, so Trump’s support isn’t real? Got it.
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@AgentSelf99b You can name them? Let's hear it. You also know which ones are from foreign accounts whose singular issue is pot stirring?
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@Hunter_Eagleman Show us the evidence he attempted to plow down ICE agents.
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@MAGAVoice you sound pathetic every time you say “I voted for this”
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@Deancain You stand with them murdering people in the streets.
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ICE Murders another person in the street.
They KILLED a 26-year-old man in Maine. His
3-year-old daughter, still in Bluey pajamas, stood beside his body. The agents were NOT wearing body cameras.
His name was Joan Sebastian Guerrero. He was from Colombia, authorized to work in the United States and had a Social Security number. Immigrant advocates say he was driving to work when ICE agents confronted him in his white Kia around 7:18 a.m. in Biddeford…
FUCK ICE.
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@AgentSelf99b Who is this MAGA? You speak as if you know them all and what they think. Which ones rejoiced at Muller's death? Can you name a hundred or more?
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@patriottakes Gas prices aren’t coming down - they’re increasing again
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@emankinon48002 @primadonna12 Insults aren’t data. ‘Unvetted invasion’ and per-capita crime rates are two different claims… I addressed the second, you responded with the first plus name-calling. If the numbers backed you, you’d have led with them. They don’t, so you didn’t.
So, go back to the cheap seats
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Another dodge of accountability for terrible anti-American democrat policy of importing tens of millions of unvetted illegal aliens in to the US. Tell your self mind fuck concept to the loved ones of the innocent citizens raped & murdered by the democrats intentional invasion of illegal aliens. You're a shitty human for ignoring & minimizing such a monumental attack on US citizens by the prior dem govt.
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Federal agents murder a U.S. citizen.
MAGA: “That person shouldn’t have been exercising their rights.”
We overthrew the government once upon a time for taxing tea… now you “patriots” defend a tyrannical government gunning people down in the streets with no accountability.
You people are absolutely disgusting.
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@CENTCOM Kinda weird you have to do this for a military you drafted 17 times…
You’re a fucking failure
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At 5 p.m. ET today, U.S. Central Command forces began launching more strikes against Iran to continue degrading their ability to attack civilian mariners and commercial ships freely transiting the Strait of Hormuz. The Commander in Chief has directed the strikes to hold Iranian forces accountable.
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‘100% preventable’ proves too much to prove anything. By that logic, EVERY crime is a policy failure …DUI deaths are preventable by banning cars, gun homicides are preventable by confiscation, every murder is preventable by some hypothetical enforcement regime that didn’t happen. You’ve built a standard that indicts all crime everywhere, then act shocked when someone points out it doesn’t isolate anything about immigration specifically.
Rates aren’t a ‘dodge’ … they’re the entire point of risk assessment. If Group A commits X per capita and Group B commits Y per capita, and Y > X, that’s not apples to oranges, that’s the actual comparison you need to make an evidence based policy claim instead of a vibes based one. You skipped it because it doesn’t get you where you want to go…
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You are comparing apples to oranges; flawed logic. Every crime committed in the US by an illegal alien was 100% preventable. Every preventable homicide by someone who shouldn't be here (due to immigration enforcement failures) is a failure of democrat policy. The raw-numbers dodge is intellectually lazy.
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@perlinaino Best performing. That’s all she does is perform. She’s a liar
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Trump was going to save America, lower prices, start no new wars, and arrest Hillary, Schiff, and the Russia-gate hoaxers; Fauci was finally going to be held accountable. The Epstein files would finally expose the Democrats and their evil elite pedophile rings, exposing them for rigging and stealing elections.
Trump won the White House and the House of Representatives, has a friendly Supreme Court, and has the DOJ and every government agency packed with his handpicked lobbyists.
We’re nearly halfway through his term, and what does MAGA have to show for it?
High unemployment, high inflation, high gas prices, and a new war we can’t win.
But MAGA will convince you that we’re winning and so forth, yet these idiots still can’t indict a single Democrat for their crimes.. which is interesting, since you can indict a ham sandwich…
And now Trump’s own DOJ, blocked the release of the Epstein files that mentioned Trump..
Trump is boogie man the MAGA morons tried convincing you that the Democrats were.
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